yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

how to open a bag of rice correctly

where not to open a bag of rice correctly

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

baseball different from how i remember it

glad they added new maps to baseball

i would recognize that season of television by haircut alone

STEVE HARRINGTON 3.01: Suzie, Do You Copy? | 5.07: The Bridge

today at work a little girl WHIPPED a packaged cookie at me with all her little toddler strength before it fell to the ground where it broke into several pieces and when i handed it back to her i said "I think you dropped this ma'am" which really tickled her mother who looked exhausted and stressed. but then the girl starting having an absolute tantrum, demanding another cookie, because that one was now broken. and her mother, so so calmly, said "well baby, today you learn about consequences" and that shit fucking ROCKED my world

the evil amulet is a classic but have we considered The Good Amulet . villain who switches sides because they put on The Amulet That Makes You Good and fell too deeply under its spell to ever take it back off and the heroes are trying to figure out how they feel about that ethics-wise

what it feels to endure and still be kind

my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.

And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.

Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"

Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.

On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.

Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life

you only like this because the sum of your experiences and time alive predispositioned you to enjoying it

gonna show people my authentic self soon. just as soon as I get it perfect. soon. any day now I'll be good enough to open up to others

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