i understand why most porn games are text-based or visual novels (its bc those are cheaper and easier and don’t take as much programming know-how) but i wish our society was structured in a way that gave people the time and budget and social freedom to create horny games in other genres

i didn’t necessarily specify video games either. more board/card erotic games too

the rhythm game applications are obvious. thumper-esque thing where you fight your way through a fantasy dungeon by hitting the correct beat sequences to defeat enemies and fuck the bosses of each floor

deckbuilder card game where you’re trying to organize a lesbian orgy and you have to assemble a selection of creaturegirls and supplies to make the best adult block party in the city

Shadow of the Colossus-like in which you play as a dragon hunter and you have to take down the massive beasts and cut them apart for meat and materials, but be warned! if you aren’t careful, you’ll get fucked and/or eaten by your quarry…

survival horror game but you have to navigate through frozen, wintry tombs in the open-world wilderness and either kill the demons coming through the rifts in reality or “charm” them into going back where they came from

fantasy ttrpg with really dense seduction mechanics, and literally every entity in the game can be seduced. yes, even that one

mascot horror where the death screen is you getting very tonguekissed in first person perspective before said prehensile tongue rips your organs out your mouth

first person shooter. you’re navigating a wasteland and fighting off the creatures that smell you and think you might be easy prey for a quick fuck. you can, however, also tame them through “classified means” and get them to go fuck up enemies for you

colony management sim featuring new mechanics for farming domesticated humans like livestock and gathering their souls so you, a newly arisen goddess, can cast spells that benefit your cult fortress and weaken others so you can go loot them

Hi. So remember that dream I had where it was revealed that Finn's actual mom was Toriel Dreemurr?

Well...

Not even going to bother rendering this one (or maybe I will. Who knows actually?)

A portrait of the happy family! I sure hope a certain someone doesn't go messing, causing another certain someone to do something that will damage his marriage beyond repair!

Just a heads up, I've only watched a couple of Adventure Time seasons, so I'm definitely not the most knowledgeable person here, so my apologies in advance if I say something weird.

Anyways, I couldn't stop thinking about the implications of Kris having a younger sibling, and, most importantly, a human younger brother.

One would think "hey, maybe they could bond with Finn over them both being humans in a town full of monsters!", but let's be real here, Finn would probably be liked by most of Home Town (he's the kind of weird that is digestible), while Kris is the creepy kid who likes pranking people and no one except that one Holiday girl wants to be friends with. It also doesn't help that Finn actually looks like Asgore and Toriel, while Kris doesn't really. Hell, even Finn's hat matches the Dreemurr's fur, while Kris' headband doesn't even match the color of their horns! Plus, Kris gets the middle child syndrome (with Togore), while Finn gets to be the youngest.

Also, Togore is there because if I'm including a hypothetical new son, why exclude the other? (He was the most fun to draw, that's for sure!)

yes i ate all of your mana and no i'm not even close to full you had NOTHING. at my level thats like a single spell IF that. that was seriously ALL you had? seriously? god, you're pathetic aren't you. i'd lifedrain you too but honestly, i don't really need 10 hp right now. itd be a waste. you're so weak. i bet you're gonna train real hard to get higher level now, aren't you? come back at the end of the story to defeat me, cute. i admire your resolve. however i will be lifedraining you then, and you will not survive, even if you hit the level cap. you're not the main character. i am.

wh, no, i don't want you to be my throne. im fine with my current throne. its fine. i don't wamt to use your face- god you are persistant. porcelain thr... you're disgusting. you make me sick. shame on you. all you heroes are the same, begging me to degrade or defile uou, well GUESS WHAT. i may be the demon queen, but im NOT a pervert. yeah. now, i'm gonna turn tou into a lifeless drone who heeds my beck and ca- DON'T SAY HOT. DON'T YOU DARE.

well maybe her royal wickedness doesn't want to sit on the sidelines watching everything from her orb (#MyOrb). maybe shed like to be out there, shooting energy balls and special attacks at the heroes party, getting to be a part of it all. no i know they're only level 12. a single one of my attacks could teamwipe. i just get lonely! is that such a crime!

Why have one owner when you can have two. Two men who pup and can't agree on how to raise him. Papa doesn't like pets on the furniture, but Daddy loves cuddling his pup on the couch. Papa wants to get a dog bed for the pup and have his toys neat and tidy, Daddy encourages bringing toys onto the couch and he buys a big sectional couch that can be arranged into a big bed piled high with pillows and blankets and toys. Papa insists that pup sits on the floor to eat his meals, but Daddy wants pup at the table. Papa who only wanted pup to feel pleasure at certain times and not be allowed to touch himself, while Daddy spreads the pup out infront of a mirror and shows him how to feel good with his toys and hands. The only thing they can seem to agree on is that they need to inspect the pup before and after his t shot every week.

reblog to kiss your friends cock, you know, like friends do

this trope so silly I enjoy it lots whenever I see it

is there a version of "intentionally disobeying/refusing select commands because you like how someone's stern voice sounds" that's distinct from bratting & considered good and dignified

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White

and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight

And Benito Mussolini

and the Blue Meanie

And Cowboy Kurtis

And Jambi The Genie

Robocop

Terminator

Captain Kirk

And Darth Vader

Lo-pan

superman

every single Power Ranger

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan

Spock

The Rock

Doc Ock

and Hulk Hogan

You need at least a little bit of an inflated ego to try to be a professional creative. This does not mean that you love yourself. It means that you think people ought to pay attention to what you’re doing.

Do I hate myself? Yes. Do I also have the audacity to think that my thoughts are worth listening to? Yes. That’s why I’m published. You don’t accomplish that with a 100% stable mind.

Sometimes inflated egos lead to people being a bit annoying. Thus the theatre kids in a dennys problem that we as a nation will never solve as long as actors and dennys exist on the same physical plane. Both of these things are very important to how society functions and we just need to accept the diet coke and mentos of it all.

Nothing makes me feel like more of an absolute fucking idiot than cooking.

An Assyrian guy put a rice recipe up here awhile back and it was the best rice I've ever eaten. The recipe? Half-cook the rice and then bake it in butter. It had somehow never occurred to me that you could do that. Of course you can do that. Did I just think the rice was allergic to the oven or something.

I cooked rice like this and had some left over so I used it to bulk out my sad pathetic watery homemade vegetable soup. To my huge surprise it turned it into the best soup I'd ever eaten. Magically gave it real body, made it textured and nurturing, held heat better, added massive depth of flavour.

Hey guys did you. Did you know that butter. Did you know that if you put fat in food it makes it more satisfying and adds textural depth. Hey did you know that some flavours aren't very soluble in water and are instead soluble in fats, so if you add some fat to your watery soup then. Then the flavours. Hey guys did you know that butter is a fat.

Mind blown super surprising in my late thirties hey guys did you know that sad watery soup can be improved with some fat? Just like sauce or meat or basically any other food which I already knew about? Did you know it works for soup as well? Did you know that some flavours are more soluble in

I have a chemistry background.

Here's the recipe for those looking:

https://www.tumblr.com/persianflaw/187424217354/but-for-real-here-is-your-guide-to-assyrian-rice

whats upwrong with my TV bro

Ppl saying this isn’t mentioning Spamton . The original context was just specifically his fucked up relationship with the dreemurrs. If you include the dark world and ch3 stuff it becomes insane.