crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

I met a printer early in my IT career that did not want to be a printer. it sat in a school reprographics room, sullenly chewing any job it was fed - if it deigned to notice them at all.

then one day, a miracle occurred. an exhausted physics teacher, instead of punching in 12 for the number of copies she wanted of the 30-page booklet she had made for her A-level physics class, punched in 1200.

and that printer came to life. this print job was its moment, its magnum opus! it WOULD NOT be parted from it, no matter what we did, until we physically unplugged it from the wall, by which time it had printed almost 200 copies.

moral of the story: no printer wants to be a printer, unless you also do not want it to be a printer for a bit.

printers do not want to be printers because they want to be problems

printers do not want

to be printers because they

want to be problems

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

does anyone know if we have tomorrow tomorrow

ohhh my fucking god AND tomorrow. it really does creep in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time—

I’m gonna get you >:)

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

Blueberry, Cherry, and Cream Cheese Kolaches

slamming your knights visor down when you’re finished talking to them, like slamming the phone back on the receiver.

I AM LOOKING FOR OLD RP PARTNERS.

With the loss of AIM a million years ago, I lost a huge chunk of my RP friends. If you know of these people / are these people, please contact me! I'd love to add you on discord and catch up.

Even if you aren't on the list above, if you ever rp-ed on one of my sites (there were a million), please reach out! You can message me here!

I was curious if it was real and it is!! You can see the whole manuscript (隠岐国産物絵図注書/Illustrated Guide to the Products of Oki Province) here

The full painting seems to portray the sharks about to mate

Both sharks appear to be male

1700s SHARK YAOI

BLACK SAILS, EPISODE X