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Maybe the reason we don't see the other Papa's ghosts is because they're tied to different people/places in the...

Mountain sneezes like a kitten. Just all tiny and cute and quiet. People go aaw when he does it. It's so fuckin' cute! Dew...

So Copia and Perpetua are twins. We all know this. But what if they are identical twins? Obviously since Copia got plastic...

Letting vamp!Perpetua feed from you but it's not hot and sexy. It's forceful and painful and you're gripping his shoulders while...

*deep breath* Touch starved reader who subconsciously leans into Copia's hands whenever he "casually" touches them. They don't...

Phantom hiding under furniture or on the ceiling right after being summoned and Copia just going pspspsps trying to get them to...

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I'm horny for fictional satanic popes on company time.

Whatever you do don't think about Terzo the night he got pulled off stage. Don't think about him crying so hard that he bursts...

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RAAAHH SECONDO 😭 i want to make him a banana bread now! he deserves banana bread! he'd be so shocked and confused. he's not used to people doing things for him and not the other way around, especially when they aren't trying to get something from him. just. making a little baked good for him for no reason would bluescreen him i think

Secondo deserves so much love and joy please 🥺

Secondo had....mixed feelings about days like Valentine's day, Christmas, his birthday, any day that involved gift giving really.

Don't get it wrong he loves giving and receiving well thought out gifts, but there were always a few of his admirers that got carried away. He had seen it all. From holiday themed condoms and sex toys, to aphrodisiac chocolates that he only avoided eating because the ghouls had gotten into the candy while he wasn't paying attention.

So when another holiday rolls around he's tempted to lock himself in his room and hide from it all, but unfortunately there was a certain sister Imperator that wouldn't let him push off his duties just because he was uncomfortable.

Thankfully though he was able to get a ghoul to stand guard at the door of his office and intercept all incoming gifts. Though it was slightly distracting for them to open the door every couple of hours to deposit an arm load inside.

Then there was you.

His darling assistant that he honestly didn't know what he would do without.

You kept him on track and grounded in reality, treating him with respect that didn't feel forced just because he was an Emeritus.

When you walk into his office with something wrapped in foil, he's slightly surprised, but he's even more so when you place it on his desk with a worried look.

"I know you don't really like getting gifts on days like these but..." You pause and look away, seemingly thinking about what to say. "I... I made banana bread last night and I thought you might want some."

Secondo pulls the aluminum wrapped loaf towards himself and he can almost immediately tell that there's a small lie in what you're telling him. The loaf is still warm, probably baked fresh that morning.

Pretending that you don't know that he knows you're lying to him you rummage through your bag until you pull out a small note card.

"Here's the recipe, In case you end up liking it." You set the card on top of the loaf before quickly gathering the finished paperwork that Secondo had been working on all morning and shuffling out the door.

Secondo sits stunned for a moment before opening the foil and breaking off a small piece. He hummed in approval as he tasted it and picked up the note card to read what went into it. To his surprise on the back of the card was a note from you.

'Thank you for all the hard work you do.'

It was simple, honest, and well thought through. The type of gift he should have expected from you really.

Secondo can't help the fond grin that spreads across his face as he tucks the card into his pocket.

You really knew him too well.

All the Papa's know how to pleasure both men and women in absolutely mind blowing ways.

Throat goats all of them.

Skilled with their tongue and fingers.

Walking the fine line of praise and degradation to keep your head spinning.

I bet they could all take it as well as they can give it too.

Being with any of the Papa's is like being with two people. Well, all of them except Perpetua.

You get the persona they put up for the fans and congregation. Confident, powerful, strong, stern Papa.

And there also the real person they are. Soft, perhaps silly, always loving.

With the eldest two the line between Papa and Primo or Secondo has blurred. They rarely act like their true selves unless it's with someone they completely trust.

Then you have Terzo and Copia, who have a hard line where Papa stops. Their personalities off stage are so different that you would almost never guess it was the same man.

Then you have Perpetua. The poor thing was never told that it might be better to separate his true self from Papa. He is Papa and Papa is him. He's the same off stage as he is on stage and his ghouls are terrified it's going to break him one day.

The Papa's most used social media apps headcanon!

Primo: Facebook (fucking boomer). Just because it's the most used doesn't mean it's regularly used. Mostly uses it to keep his congestion up to date on events and black mass schedule changes. Doesn't know what a meme is and doesn't care. Isn't friends with anyone.

Secondo: Snapchat. Again just because it's the most used doesn't mean he regularly used it. Doesn't maintain streaks. Really only used it during the height of it popularity because it was the easiest way to get into contact with the sisters.

Terzo: Instagram. Uses it all the time. So many selfies. Hates reels. Think Instagram thot model. Posted his "tasteful nudes" once. The Clergy made him take the post down. Follows everyone in the ministry but doesn't look at any of their posts.

Copia: A tie between Vine and Twitter. He used Vine until it got deleted and left Twitter after (redacted) bought it. Only references old Vine memes. Liked messing with people on Twitter. After he left those two he stopped using social media all together.

Perpetua: TikTok. The ghouls put it on his phone as a joke but they had to delete it when he was almost late to a show because he was scrolling, trying to absorb every bit of human information he could. Now the ghouls occasionally show him only 'the good stuff' but not more than one or two at a time because if it's more than that his pupils dilate and he stops blinking.

Thinking about Secondo getting into an actual loving relationship that's not built on sex.

Him being sceptic at first because 'what do you mean we're not turning a movie on just so it can be background noise'? Or 'oh were you actually want to hold hands because you enjoy my touch outside of sex'.

Him having to get used to going on real dates to the movies or to the library or an amusement park and them not expecting or maybe even not wanting to have sex during or after.

Him realizing one evening that he wants to make love to them because he wants to express his affection and devotion to them and not just fucking them because that's what he thinks they want.

Him having a wtf moment because his partner wants to take things slow and gentle and sweet, and not rush through it hard and fast so they can just feel good. Because being with him and sharing each other's bodies and minds and souls feels good enough on its own.

Him realizing that he finally has someone who wants him to feel as loved, cherished, and safe as he makes them feel, and yeah the sex is all good and fun but it's him that they want.

Just Secondo finding someone who wants him because he's Secondo. Not because he's Papa Emeritus ii.

Currently toying with the idea of the Clergy announcing a five day long "revival" where each Papa spends a day teaching on their favorite sin/sins. And what better way to draw an audience and captivate a crowd than to have a visual aid? And who better to aid them then their cute little assistant who's been helping them prepare for the event. And sure, maybe the overarching theme of the week becomes the sin of lust but each Papa twists it so deliciously with another sin.

(and don't think they'll be nice and let you take care of your needs after each lesson. It's better if you let it build over the week to really drive their points home)

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