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@bjfinn

Hi, I'm Keith. Gay cis male, he/him, high-level ADHD, Canadian of Irish descent, older than I look. Fan of Onward, Dead End, musicals (esp. Beetlejuice and School of Rock - Alex Brightman gives me life), good music, good food and good fun. Sometimes I write, and I'm trying to get back into drawing. ZIONISTS, MAGA MORONS, CHRISTIAN FUNDAMENTALISTS, TERFS, TRANSPHOBES & HOMOPHOBES FUCK OFF AND DIE HORRIBLY

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NEW & IMPROVED MASTER LIST

GUARANTEED TO WORK OR YOUR MONEY BACK!

(TERMS & CONDITIONS APPLY 😜)

Since my first attempt at a Master List seems to have gone completely on the fritz now (probably because I changed my URL after doing the links!), I've made a new one.

I've also added the title of each story in its own tags in case this sort of thing should happen again -- that way you can just look for the one you want to read by searching for the title in the hashtags, or to find all of them together: #bjfinn writing or #bjfinn poetry.

Also, I'm starting to draw again! You can find my art at: #bjfinn art

STORIES

Beetlejuice

16. Spores

26. Lily

28. Petey

Foul Play

School of Rock

Spamalot

Crossovers

1. One Last Chance (BJTM/SoR/Deadbeat)

3. The Ghost and Mr Finn (BJTM/SoR)

4. Book of Shadows (BJTM/SoR/TWoE)

5. Holiday Plans (BJTM/SoR)

6. Chaos and Candy Canes (BJTM/SoR)

8. Candid Confessions (BJTM/SoR)

9. Together Forever (BJTM/SoR)

10. Somebody to Love (BJTM/SoR)

11. Beej, Book and Candle (BJTM/TWoE)

12. Partners (BJTM/Deadbeat/SoR)

13. Ghost in the Museum (BJTM/Deadbeat/SoR)

14. The Babysitter (BJTM/TWoE)

15. Nowhere Man (Foul Play/Deadbeat)

Non-Fandom

POETRY

SONG PARODIES

TV COMMERCIAL PARODIES

ANECDOTES

ADVENTURES IN COOKING

FOOD REVIEWS

THEATRE REVIEWS

Hello, customer service? Yes, I'd like to exchange this year – do you have something in the 70s or 80s? Even a 90s year would do, but preferably before 1994, if possible.

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For the past little while, I've been seeing posts on Threads (Instagram) that are like "POV: (a bunch of slowly moving twinkling dots)"

At first I tried squinting, thinking that the dots would resolve into words or an image, but they don't – they're just twinkling dots.

I'm old – can someone explain it to me?

Just saw another one, and judging by the comments, I deduced that it was a hidden message – I clicked on it, and lo! the message did reveal itself!

I'm such a dumbass– why didn't I think of doing that before?

😆😆😆

Starting a new Christmas tradition this year -- the Xmas toasted Reuben. Pastrami, swiss cheese, and sauerkraut with Russian dressing on rye. Only thing I forgot to get was dill pickles ...

Hello my friend, please help. We do not have money to buy food and drink. I have young children who do not know the taste of sleep because of the bitter cold caused by the rain. We do not have shelter. Our services are torn. Donate to me, even if it is a little. I ask you to help, my friend 🙏🙏😭 ✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #380 )✅️💔

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I'm sorry, but I cannot donate. But I will share the link to your post here.

I hope you get the help you need.

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

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