M!Reader and GN!Reader, pookies, I have a treat for you soon :)

but first, you have to choose

oh this is definitely a thing on base, I can just picture reader with a cue card at hand when a joke is needed

Also I picture them printing these or writing them late at night just to have things to say all day long

Also thank you, pookie, means a lot that you like what I write <33

Mistaken words-141

Price: do we have a defibrillator?!

Gaz: looking!

Soap: Running to it

Ghost: I'll go and ask for one

R/N: do I have a vibrator?

R/N: well, I'm more old school with that *shows their two fingers*

In the air- 141

Based on a request:

BLINGY LOOK https://twitter.com/david_kennedy11/status/1703563780523696558/photo/4 I CANT ANYMORE IM GOING THROUGH THE SAME PHASE I NEED THIS IN WRITING NOW KSHFALHLHFKLASHFLHAL (If it don't bother you, pls a fic of the ppl in the tweet on reacting to you buying smelling a candle that smells like them/their fav scent) --- GN!Reader, fluff, established!relationship

As your boyfriend was still on deployment, you grew to miss his scent around your room or flat more and more. Recently, you found a small business that did custom-made candles, so of course you ordered one. When it arrived, it sat pretty on a shelf in your room, candle-lit evening, you in bed and cuddled to your pillows and blankets. He walked in, ready to surprise you when he smelt himself as he approached your room. You weren't aware of his presence until you heard his boots being taken off and placed under your bed.

Profiler? -141

Since the capture of Philip Graves, the team brought profilers to assist. Gaz and R/N, like to pretend they are profilers too and laugh at how serious the agents are.

Soap: this shit again?

Price: just let them

Ghost: they'll end up getting us in trouble

Gaz: any other details, R/N?

R/N: Yes, *points to Graves* this chap has the hair of a paedophile

Helping soldiers- 141

It has now become a tradition to bring some of the kids of the soldiers on base to a simple and fun, camp day. 141 used to be tasked with teaching children how to defend themselves but because of a physical fight that broke out between Soap and R/N, they are now teaching children lessons on how to be better people.

Price: And that is why we must treat people with respect

Ghost: You wouldn't want that to ever happen to you, do you

Gaz: that's why i treat my mates with respect because it goes both ways

R/N: And remember kids, when you beat someone you have to take their wallet

Soap: And take a picture for proof- oh and since you'll get into trouble because of it either way, punch them as hard as you can

Price: *under his breath* yeah, we're never going to be asked to participate in this again

Potions? - 141

Ghost has been teaching you his ways around the base, you take notes of most of the things he does or says in hopes of one day being like him.

Gaz: Lieutenant, can you sign this paper, its for-

Ghost: No, fuck off

Ghost: *turns to you* Can't be distracted by cheap sex potions

R/N: *Writes that down*

Price and Soap from afar watch this all happen

Price: If we don't do something, Ghost will have a mini him roaming around

Soap: yeah, I can't deal with another him

A bit of both.

It really depends on whose turn it was to feed Grim. In the beginning, everyone had a day of the week assigned to feed them but later it became just one person assigned to this task.

Price would only know he had missing items of clothes taken by Grim because he once saw Grim sleep in a pile of his clothes and so would Ghost. Gaz and Soap, since they are more around Grim's age, they would get bitten. And they now have scars to prove that.

Ankles and arms were bitten and medics were called in. Soap and Gaz learnt they should never mess with a hungry Grim, especially when it comes to snacks after a nap.

Inside joke-141

The ongoing joke is that General Shepherd doesn't have a dick because he is old. And they are telling a 'story' to the newest member of the task force, R/N.

Price: And he thinks he can just rule us

Soap: he is a massive prick

Gaz: I absolutely agree

Ghost: which is ironic because he doesn't have one

R/N, confused and scared: ...

Glory -John 'Soap' MacTavish NSFW

GN!Reader, smut, MDNI, softdom!soap, sub!reader, 18+, rough!sex, blowjob

Based on a request:

Ma’am, need more NSFW soap!!! I CANT WITH THAT MAN. The things I wanna do to him is unspeakable.😭😭😭

A/N: It'll be more of HC's but just be aware of most of them. Also Cpt. MacTavish is such a slut and I want him!

ofc ofc...also thank you for feeding this poor writer with your compliments<33

Grim not even seconds after their daily nap must have a snack near or they will run after Soap because he is in charge of snack time. Gaz used to be in charge of it but he gave Grim a carrot and he lost three of his caps that day,.

Grim, opens their eyes:...

Soap rushes to them: Here ya go, kiddo

Price always makes sure to authorize the snack, again this is all because of Gaz

barracks bunny!Grim??????????? think of the potentials here!!!

Grim probably has a tiktok account where they post a 'my clients nails and their career' content. People praise Grim left and right about their nails so much Grim has a side hustle. Now I believe in America weed is legal but here in the UK it's not so let's pretend Grim is American for this part.

Grim is the GOD/GODDESS of giving people weed, the way they are so creative with it is what makes it be under the radar. 420 is the day no one on base works because Grim distributed that good stuff early in the morning as 'presents'.

Anyway back to horny Grim, they are probably rubbing up against pillows like an animal in heat because the only time they are a little shy about themselves is when they are horny. At times they aren't though! What gets Grim to get any sort of pleasure is at times loudly complain to Gaz or Soap about their body and they smile like a villain with a good plan after their body is littered with bite marks. its just so good it wake up the masochist in them

Money, Money, Money- 141 X F1

Part 1 is here

Based on a request:

Idk if i can put in two requests but please. PLEASE I fucking love f1 Give more cod x f1 I dont care who and what and where, i just need more fics like that Thx for everything bestie(Feel free to ignore)

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GN!Reader, 141 x reader x f1

The four men continued to watch you, you smile and pass by them, as if they were never someone in your life. It was as if they truly had never met you. "R/N?" Soap called for you, making you stop in your tracks and turn around, a small smile on you. "Hey guys," the disappointment in your voice noticeable. They knew your parents were around but you wanted, no, you needed them around. Family is not just blood but a bond between a group of people and they had become your family.

Grim literally is reading a book and talking to Soap as if it was another normal day. Meanwhile Ghost is for sure going to be thinking of the small and innocent R/N for their nickname and the blood that drips from them.

Price is a literal proud father because his little soldier did THAT and he taught them well. Ghost who still can't get the image out of his head looks at Grim and their peaceful demeanour, How the fuck this wee cunt just do that??

Grim will be the next subject that will be talked about to his therapist because he needs a logical explanation

A/N: Imagine a deep voice...Calling it:

The injury- Philip Graves

A shadow: So boss, how'd you end up in here?

Graves, who is in a hospital bed: 141's Grim, that fucker did-

The nurse walks in with a bouquet of black flowers: A friend left these

Note on the flowers: Enjoy the rest, I'm sure you'll need time to recover and after you do, I'll fucking do it again - Grim XOXO

Shadow: Sir, what's wrong?

Graves: fucking throw this for me

-Flashback-

Soap: You are a betraying fucking-

Grim runs and tackles Graves. Began to punch him, and bit his ankle by accident, almost blackout from how angry they were.

Graves is screaming and trying to fight you off, but no one does anything instead they stand there and watch. Ghost records the whole thing for potential blackmail, you are laughing and are creeping out the kids who wanted to visit base.

Your fist to his face and he blacked out.

-End of Flashback-

Shadow: Sir?

Graves: Never ask me about that day.