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"THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I exasperatedly yell as my leitmotif and that of my mortal enemy are arranged and mixed to play as a single track during our final climatic duel.
"ON MY MOTHER'S NAME, THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I desperately howl as my nemesis and I pull off a seamless, perfectly coordinated team attack on a greater threat, with no prior training or practice, our skills and habits mingling and mixing perfectly and naturally due to our dozens of duels with each other, leading to immensely intimate familiarity with each other's martial habits, combat tendencies, and overall skillset.
Hi! I wanted to share my thoughts, I'm writing through a translator, please don't judge me harshly 👉🏻👈🏻 Just a couple of days ago, I discovered Tumblr, solely because of the incredible hyperfix on your fanfiction and especially "familiar au" and to be honest, I didn't even know that I had opened the bridge to paradise until I found a bunch of unpublished ones works!! I've read literally all your works on gravity falls from the list compiled by an enthusiast and I've just been living on your blog for the last couple of days for sure hahaha) But I mean, I was incredibly inspired by your work, and especially "Widower au." So I drew sketch-art (?) not based on any particular scene, but I would say based on motives your fanfiction!! And I just wanted to share my fan art (?), well, in a way, so that you know that you have become an incredible inspiration for me!
Thank you so much! I'm glad that you've been enjoying my writing, it's been very enjoyable to write!
#answers#Seriously thank you that was so sweet and kind of you to say!#I hope to have much more writing for everyone to read soon I just got SO BUSY this January#And also the Horrors#That's a good sketch and I Approve; Bill you crazy evil bastard you miss your dead husband so much#And express it in such twisted ways#Dipper's really lucky he missed the worst of Bill's fits while he was dead#I imagine some of them were off the wall even for him
Anonymous asked:
i love seeing all the wonderful questions and little comments people have for your amazing works, and then your responses are always so interesting too !! but its always a treat to see what extra things you leave in the tags. it’s like a dessert, a reward for a hards day at work
Thank you! Something about the format of tags just makes them better for certain thoughts. It's always fun to add them!
#answers#Possibly because I don't have to form a full thought#Just create a string of short concepts#Prose vs poetry#A post vs a greentext really#Man I have been not writing much so far I gotta get on that#Wanna make progress on Widower and also the one where Dipper is Evil now (Because he's a widower)#Or maybe something else entirely!!#Who knows where the winds shall take me#IDK maybe I'll just do asks about these two idiots and hope that sparks something in my terrible brain
Anonymous asked:
What was Bill’s reaction the first time he saw Cult!Dippers scars?
He wasn't surprised.
The first time he met this reincarnation was when his wrist was slashed and the second was prepped to match! Says a lot about what kind of operation they were running. With blood sacrifice on the table - and this particular mortal the sorry sucker who'd been offered up - It'd be weirder if Pine Tree was in mint condition!
Not being surprised, of course, is not the same thing as not being pissed off.
#answers#Imagine you *finally* found that thing you were looking for and some dipshit had kicked it around#It was FINE when you last saw it! There was no reason for that moron to go put scratches in the paint!#Frankly you're just relieved you found it again but with a strong conviction that you should kick the ass of the offending party#I think it was the flogging scars that were a real kicker for Bill#Like yeah yeah the wrist thing was up front and obvious#But at least Bill got to poke around at it!! Got his hands covered in blood and had a taste or two!#He had to wait for a moment of spying with mini-Bill to see the ones under the shirt#Due to Dipper's weird hangup about 'decency' in front of 'god'#Now THOSE told a different story; a much longer history of being punished and almost *certainly* for bullshit reasons#He'd wondered how they'd rattled his human's noggin so bad! Dipper's resistant to total bullshit! Sure on a long timespan some gets in#Turns out it was long-term exposure *and* having plenty of physical reenforcement#Bill looking at the thin lines and feeling rage so thick he could choke on it#He was already going to make that cult wish they'd never existed but this was yet another reason to Drag Out The Fun#Addendum: Bill gives him Extra Smooches on his back and Dipper has no idea why
Anonymous asked:
Bet Familiar!Dipper rolled on his (idk if he has one, but if he does) grave when Cult!Dip called Bill 'lord' on an (tecnically unironical) way
Deep down in the depths of his subconscious, Dipper was facepalming. There's no way he's getting out of this without it becoming a regular request from Bill in future endeavors.
#answers#Cult AU#Dipper may have gotten a heads up about this in a previous lifetime#Or even his first one#By sarcastically calling Bill 'my lord' and watching as he shut up for a full second#The gears turning behind his eye and Dipper experiencing a 'whoops didn't know THAT was a button I could press' moment#Immediately followed by Bill requesting he say that again! Only with a little more breathiness and maybe on his knees!#Y'know just to *really* add to the mocking. Bill will feel SO mocked if he does that for sure
Anonymous asked:
now that youve finished your cult au smut, what are you working on now, billdip or not?
Good question!
Right now I'm taking a break until the New Year, but I've got a few things in the tank to start at any point, including:
-Next Widower Chapter
-That 'Dipper is the widower and becomes Evil on his quest to resurrect his husband' thing
-Prodding at the threads of Whump Part Two that I have to see if I can knit them together
-IDK some Octobill stuff?
-Vague intentions of plotting out that original book I keep thinking about starting
So yeah! Lotta possible things going on; I'll pick something and go forth with it once we're out of these Liminal Days of midwinter.
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I just want to write my little stupid stories. please may I have one william dollars
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From @tswwwit ‘s cute au — my favourite au so far (that’s just me)
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Bitches will say they want a "fairytale wedding" and then get offended when I show up uninvited and curse their firstborn.
No, no, you've got it all wrong. They want the sort of wedding you get at the end of a fairytale, not the beginning. You need to be inflicting gruesome punishments upon their least favorite relatives.
All I need for that is three glasses of wine and a permission.
