so we know that humans share 50% of their dna with bananas. and also, they say one in four humans are related to genghis khan. using this information, we can determine that genghis khan was 200% banana

this is how political statistics work I think

honestly id be lying if i said i wasnt a big fan of this

once you learn about pseudoscience you're forever doomed to get angry when people talk about like. love languages or stockholm syndrome. but forced to stay quiet lest your lose your mind trying to correct millions of people

I will never get over the fact that lawlight CANONICALLY can’t get over each other after they die and it leads to each of them to their own deaths. L:ctw L carries Light’s watch and copies his tricks and goes on one last case while talking to Light in his head about whether this was the pain he’d felt all his life and goes to his house and leaves offerings at his picture in the hour before his own death.

And light,, light oh boy. He literally hallucinates L. He compares everyone he ever comes up against to L for the rest of his life. He just assumes that no one will be as good as L and thus underestimates Near. He hallucinates him as he dies. He get audibly angry at near wearing a bad mask of L. Theyre such FREAKS FOR EACH OTHER

lesbianism would have saved misa and rem. homosexuality would have made light and L die faster.

my yaoi wall... #myyaoi

speak on that??

jesus was both the alpha and the omega. he was the human and the son of man. fundamentally he’s supposed to be the universal guy. when we imagine jesus sexual it is crucial that we imagine him as a screwdriver. a switch. a guy who will be for you whatever you need him to be. jesus is a switch.

im sorry but what other anime can like replicate the absolute cinema of death note. the omnious latin chanting. the blatant mental health disorders of every single character. the saucy trombone as ppl drop dead. the swoosh of the pen, hand jerking around, arm fully extended. the fucking helicopter shootouts over literally a notebook. the dark catholic imagery. the typeface. the significance of a single letter. the sexy lesbian goth model with a bubbly personality and undiagnosed bpd. ok. the autistic honor student who has to be god or else he really is a criminal. the autistic detective who immediately solves the mystery and nobody believes him. the dramatic irony of every aspect. the bury ur gays trope. the bury most of the cast. the diabolical laughter of a shinigami with a gay earring and snatched waist with a crippling apple addiction who set up the whole show. random bondage. ok. doomed yuri. doomed yaoi. everyone who uses this book is doomed.

Its over for you when I get a motorcycle, dye my hair, get testosterone, get top surgery, and get rid of my uterus

so fucked up when a site/app turns <3 into ❤ or :) into 🙂that's not what i fucking said. gaslighter

They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

I've been thinking that the show will remove/change the stuff with ART doing experimental surgery on Murderbot because while those things would register on a subconscious level in real life they won't on tv, but it occurs to me they could get a lot of humor out of having this big fight about it and Murderbot keeps saying it doesn't want to look more human and then it gives in and then we have this big epic surgery montage of ART's medical drones doing all this work, and when Murderbot wakes up it looks in the mirror like "oh my gosh... I look so different... I barely recognize myself..." and then we the audience finally get a decent look and its like. Gotten a haircut.

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again