god i hope not

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

*chef's kiss* but also oh god her poor back

LET'S PUT IT TO THE TEST!

Why did I catch a stray off of someone else's anon hate?

Starting a collection of these bc my homestate is making me so goddamn proud

shane hollander: omg you like. played bad, mr. scott. haha look at me i’m so brave

scott hunter: i see you for what you are, homotron3000. sucking dick and cock so hard that you might as well start quoting dostoevsky in russian

You too can get the satisfaction of maiming or killing a spy embedded in your organization.

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

Hampter

he was bracing himself for bad news

as someone who remembers the patriot act and all the conversation surrounding it, it's a bit... of an experience being able to remember how many people pointed out that Terrorist was a politically convenient term which could be used to dehumanise and legally strip the rights from someone and that eventually all this would be used internally. and the response was 'nuh uh only browns with funny headgear are terrorists'. and then two decades of 'fighting age males' being blown to pieces at weddings because they might have, maybe, looked at a terrorist once. A week ago a head of state is black bagged in the middle of the night by the US for being a 'narcoterrorist'. And now an unarmed, random woman - white, citizen - is gunned down by jackboot thugs and before her body is cold she is, of course, a domestic terrorist.

If you are reading this, you need to know that the moment the US state needs to kidnap you, the moment a drone pilot decides you're in the wrong place, the moment you are bleeding to death on the sidewalk, you will be a Terrorist. Because anything can be done to a Terrorist.

blobfish girl and her blobfish girl friends passing around a photo of a human, completely crushed and imploded by the water pressure at around 1000m underwater. "whaaat? she's so ugly LOL" one says. they collectively name the thing squishmammal

Enigmatic echoes of Sulfur’s tears, ‘Kawah Putih’ whispers the story of Bandung’s untouched volcanic lake.