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You could let it all go

@bookscorpion73 / bookscorpion73.tumblr.com

| They/Them | Demisexual/romantic | 18 | ENTJ |
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———————————————welcome——————————————

  • 🦂Hi i’m Scorpion or Josie! 🦂
  • 🌿 i use they/them pronouns 🌿
  • 🍄‍🟫 my bday is Nov 20th and I’m 18 🍄‍🟫
  • 🤎 i’m Demiromantic and Bi 🤎
  • 🐼 I have autism and adhd 🐼
  • 🍂 dms are only open to 19 and under, asks are open to all 🍂
  • 💚 please dni if you’re a jerk (homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, etc.) 💚
  • 🦂 i am an ENTJ and Scorpio (don’t laugh I know my life is scorpion themed) 🦂
  • 🌿 appreciation side blog @iwoulntknowwhereiwoulntknow 🌿
  • 🍄‍🟫 poetry sideblog @you-could-let-it-all-go 🍄‍🟫
  • 🤎 my room @myroom73 🤎
  • 🐼 pandas are my favorite animal 🐼
  • 🍂 I have a hyper-fixation on calico critters 🍂
  • 💚 my favorite person and qpr partner is @rocket-amongst-the-stars 💚

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#scorpion.txt, for textposts

#scorpionsketches, for drawings

#bookscorpion, for book posts

————————————————music———————————————

  • I like wayyy too much music to name but some of my all time faves are:
  • Madilyn mei
  • paris paloma
  • hozier
  • mcr
  • metallica
  • joe satrini
  • maisie peters
  • Florence+the machine
  • august greenwood
  • josie edwards
  • boygenius
  • new jeans

I also love musicals! My favorites are:

Heathers (the one with Barrett Wilbur Weed)

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals

Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Ride the Cyclone

Epic the concept musical

Hadestown

————————————————books———————————————

Six of Crows duology

we hunt the flame duology

the folk of the air

ouabh trilogy

better than the movies

rengades divine rivals duology

pretty much anything by V. E. Schwab

and everything by Ann Liang.

last read:

current read:

next read:

current books read this year: I’ve lost track ill let yall know later

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studio Ghibli

little women (2019)

amphibia

the owl house

gravity falls

how to train your dragon

arcane

mlp

star-trek

murder drones

#intro post
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Reblogged rocket-amongst-the-stars
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look what i cooked (literally)

sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!

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Holy shit those cookies came out exactly how you wanted em! Did it take a few tries to get em right?

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Hii nope, i kinda just tried to keep them as on model as possible because i knew i wouldnt be retrying them, cutting them out just took long xd And in my head i was like okay they will also get a bit distored in the oven, possibly bake unevely and i think thats okay and has its own charm to it Im gonna answer it here as well since a few people asked if i made cookie cutters and no not exactly? I redrew the frames from digital reference on paper and cut it out like so

(also shoutout to fish shaped dish)

then i would put the paper on the dough and put some flour around it to have a guideline that wont move and cut it out

and the back legs have a mix of cocoa : >

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omg my partner brought Theo biscuit (sylvanian family/calico critter) and I got to hold him. I already miss him he is perfect and so so softttt nahdhshdndn

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I legit told you you could keep him there lmao

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Reblogged daylesspax
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Just found out you can change the kudos message on ao3 and honestly? Best day of my life

Every time you leave kudos on one of my fics, you’ll get one of these messages:

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Reblogged rumplestiltsbear
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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

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The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.

  1. The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
  2. No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
  3. The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
  4. Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
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WOE

PLATE BE UPON YE

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STATUS UPDATE

I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.

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nothing could have prepared me for how gay the gay pirate plate was

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I wish I was calico critters so my partner could take my ass everywhere💔

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OMFG WHEN DID YOU POST THIS AND HOW DID @rladpeps LIKE IT BEFORE ME???

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DID YOU POST THIS ON CHRISTMAS??

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Help apparently that’s the only gift I wanted

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you’re such a romantic I can’t with you

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Clearly the vibes are one sided if you never made me into a calico

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oh believe me if I could I would my dearest

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I’m just saying if you wanted to you would so CLEARLY you domt want me in your pocket

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well preferably I’d have you ontop of me but I mean my pocket works too

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I wish I was calico critters so my partner could take my ass everywhere💔

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OMFG WHEN DID YOU POST THIS AND HOW DID @rladpeps LIKE IT BEFORE ME???

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DID YOU POST THIS ON CHRISTMAS??

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Help apparently that’s the only gift I wanted

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you’re such a romantic I can’t with you

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Clearly the vibes are one sided if you never made me into a calico

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oh believe me if I could I would my dearest

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