I brought a cat into the void for you
thank!!! now I have mode of transportation. thank.
ain't you allergic to animals??
no just dragons ok? just dragons. I have pet dogs. ok? two. one is femboy and the other is @borzoi-offical . ok? ok.
w o f
that not very nice. no way. he has not inconvenienced me at all ok? he seems nice ok? jeez. let's be nice ok?
i swear to fucking god if that one c00lkidd @-ed me here im going to explode his gear...
and who says im nice?
mean! mean!! you are mean! YOU ARE NEW ENEMY!!! ENEMYYYY!!! I WILL GET MY BORZOI TO ATTACK YOI OK?? IT IS VERY STRONG BORZOI.
@borzoi-offical ATTACK OK?!??!
wof...
uh..
feersom grrr...
IT IS FINALLG BARBEQUE TIME!! YAYA!! PARTY! PARTYYYY!!! DID EVERYPONY BRING SOMETHING FOR THE FEAST? DID ANYPONY BRING NAPKINS??? BEER???? FEMBOYS??!?
now I will tag all esteemed attendees. ok?
@james-offical @woman-offical @3beans-offical @stupid-offical @john-doe-offical @jared-offical @bob-offical @borzoi-offical @alien-joe-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical @bad-relationship-advice-offical
if anyone wishes to also come YOU CAN! OK? YOU CAN! but you are not VIP like my offical friends ok?
also I invited human joe but it not letting me tag? what the heck? crazy. sorry human joe. you still coming right? ok.
i ish going too siit uner da table an nom nom riibss :3
AN KETER SCP ESCAPED FUCK IM SO SORRY BOSS
IT WAS @borzoi-offical - IT RAN AWAY I CANT FIND IT IM SORRY PLZ DONT FIRE MEE
-rookie #290984
Don't be alarmed Rookie #2909-84! If Cecil and I have not yet been decommissioned then neither will you. Hopefully. The Director seems to be forgiving!
You should be safe!
Be sure to fill out your portion of form KT-ESC49E "Absent from Containment". I'll then take care of my end of the form and escalate to MTF B0-0F.
P.s. Do you think SCP-█████ likes pets?
+Intern Lark
am noh s.. scp :D
thefleshneedsmoreskintobehappy i meeen woff...
lik lik lik.. feell betr :(
*uncontrollable sobbing*
But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-
yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...
theh dowt tash goud :(
buut i shail pottekt u :D
Y... You will?
You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<
no no
char tash bad :(
SO
I SHAAL POTECT U !
UHGDUJHSJJHSIBHSKHH *heppy noises* 🥹🥹
I SHALL PROTECT YOU TOO THEN
WE SHALL BE ALLIES
AGAINST HE CHAIR EATERS
YYAAYY YIOPEPE
*throws a chair in heppiness (not at you tho)*
🪑
/
/
YAAAAHY
BES FREN
lik lik lik.. feell betr :(
*uncontrollable sobbing*
But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-
yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...
theh dowt tash goud :(
buut i shail pottekt u :D
Y... You will?
You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<
no no
char tash bad :(
SO
I SHAAL POTECT U !
UHGDUJHSJJHSIBHSKHH *heppy noises* 🥹🥹
I SHALL PROTECT YOU TOO THEN
WE SHALL BE ALLIES
AGAINST HE CHAIR EATERS
YYAAYY YIOPEPE
lik lik lik.. feell betr :(
*uncontrollable sobbing*
But- but- but he ate the chairs- how does one eat chair- how did I fail so badly-
yesh yesh i knoe.. i oncs eight a char...
theh dowt tash goud :(
buut i shail pottekt u :D
Y... You will?
You're not gonna eat a chair again, are you? :<
no no
char tash bad :(
SO
I SHAAL POTECT U !
I'll trade you rabies for man disease.
Sincerely, @evilraccoonoffical
ok.. I have rabies now.. don't touch ok? don't touch... Hehe.eee.e..... BARK BARK BARK
*touch*
AHHHHH!! BARK BARK BARK BARK!! AHHHH WOOOF WOOF!!!
u jus saad 5 slur in doggo lanuage u r baed at thizz..
