brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

— P. T. Barnum

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal

My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered

you relapsed on yearning again didn’t you

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

lets make this the year of yuri

are you okay i noticed you reblogging "a raven with a damaged wing. it can still fly with ease" again

sleeping fossa. (via wikimedia)

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

i think something that is often overlooked in conversations about platonic and romantic relationships in media and the argument that “two people can just be friends” is that a big part of being queer, for me personally at least, is that i am deeply in love with my friends and would do absolutely anything for them and this sentiment alone opposes the heteronormative idea that your friends are supposed to play a secondary role in your life after a certain point. my friends are not just my friends. they’re not just anything. they’re my friends.

Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

That's kind of a dated one, what are people doing now? If I wanted to be cutting. Breeding season salmon in a BDSM harness saying "TO BE CRINGE IS TO BE FREE"

(trying to flirt) can i be your problem

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things