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sen/jason, 29, nb (any pronouns) full of illegal gender magic

OKAY new new pinned post. my name’s jason, i’m an adult in my late 20s, i’m nonbinary (any pronouns). i post a lot of bullshit, mostly video game-related bullshit (particularly jrpgs)

my main twitter is here

my streaming twitter is here

my twitch is here (i’m a variety streamer! also a pngtuber and Local Ghost) also my discord server FOR my streams is here

my bluesky is here

and my ko-fi is here

my discord is blueberrykiwi, if we’re mutuals feel free to add me (but maybe let me know first so i know to expect it)

also i have a toyhouse acct! i should. add more of my ocs to it honestly (i also have a good amt of invite codes if anyone wants one)

also follow my girlfriend @pasteladins

i will maybe add to this as i need to

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Cupid Pomni and “Love Destroyer” Jax who keeps getting in her way by breaking up couples with fake love letters… because it’s funny!

The last time I played Puck, the director was a huge freak about not letting us wear shoes on stage because it would "ruin the look", but we all kept eating shit, and instead of just letting us wear skintone dance shoes or something with grip, motherfucker poured Pepsi on the floor so it'd be sticky and we had to schlorp around. I fucking hate you, David.

Why couldn't this have been a one time I dreamt

Coking the stage (mopping it with diluted soda so it's a little sticky) is a legitimate low-budget tactic for slick floors, but he just poured so much Pepsi on the floors that for about a whole week, it was audible.

Maybe the course of true love would run a little fucking smoother if we didn't have to ford your Pepsi river, DAVID.

I would just quit. Fuck people like that. It's easy to walk away

No it's not. Didn't you read the post? There was dried Pepsi everywhere.

gamecube was the best designed controller of all time exclusively for the button cluster that gave you easy thumb roll access to all buttons but also gave you the a button as a thumb rest (because it’s the one you press the most) and took into account the frequency with which each button gets pressed in its design rather than doing the stupid diamond design that gives no button priority and rests your thumb in the shitty blank space between buttons

The Diamond Button Layout Is The Bleeding Stump Where Form Cut Function’s Head Off

Also, the holes for the thumbsticks are octagon-shaped.

When you push a stick all the way to the edge, it will lock into one of these corners. This helps with stuff like walking in a perfectly straight line or steering all the way to one side, which is great for people who struggle with fine motor skills.

Like young kids, aka the target demographic for the gamecube, for example.

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

You all need to hear this:

1. You probably dont suck at your craft as much as you think you do, I bet a lot of people are amazed at what you can make, and

2. If you actually are the Literal Worst In The Whole Wide World at your craft... who the fuck cares? What are they gonna do, call the police on you? Keep making your shitty little things, youre the boss of you, fuck the haters.

This is a town made for a new music video by La bit pluie, a music unit made up of three people, including myself. It's made out of paper.

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight

There’s a certain brand of straight guy who’s like “i don’t care if my gf calls herself a boy. Maybe i’ll call her my bf to humor her” and there’s a type of trans guy who’s okay with that. STAND UP!!! There’s so much more out there for you than that hick ass ugly ass dude.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: cishet men are actually very comfortable lying about their own boundaries and about whether or not they’d hurt their partner’s feelings just by being their normal selves. either because they think they’re built different, or because they think they can change their partners, but always because they feel a sense of entitlement to the object of their affection. the monogamous women pressured into open relationships by their boyfriends have taught us this lesson over and over again. they act like they’re accepting of you at first, but once you show them you mean what you say, then they act like you’re crossing a line they swore wasn’t there before.

oh sure he genders you right (for now!) but how far are you in your transition again? what did he say when you started t? when you planned your surgeries? did he sound genuinely enthusiastic at the prospect of you becoming yourself? did he get angry, like you were taking something away that’s rightfully his? did he all but ignore this, as if he didn’t believe you were serious?

and how does he talk about you when you’re not there?

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