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recent username changes: queericle -> im-not-like-other-catgirls -> bright-eyes-and-stardust -> brighteyesandstardust
Source: tumblr.com
Reblogged toshi-flakes
Behold! The printing titty!
I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.
(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)
Reblogged cadaverkeys
Everyone is taking a relaxing and nice bupple bath in my tumblr today
Reblogged katkat-reblogs
Source: twitter.com
Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying
You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video
And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter
Sound definitely needs to be on
Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.
It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom
it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now
going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me
it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying
“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“
The Beholding
Reblogged johannestevans
easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
Reblogged
Explain yourself.
some people might not have seen all of them yet
i am SO glad people are explaining their choices because one of my favorite parts of what’s going on here is the huge variety of reasons and lines of thinking people are using all to arrive at the exact same answer
at this point so many of you have independently described similar personality traits for all the tetriminos that i almost feel like i could draw them as people
they are reading the comments
some wild shit going on in the notes that’s hard to pick up on if you’re not getting notifications every time someone says anything:
- for some reason both people who prefer S AND people who prefer Z say they think Z would be kind of mean
- people who Don’t pick the T overwhelmingly assume people who do chose it because it looks like a dick, actual given reasons for picking T lean more toward gameplay versatility, sex toy safety (i.e. they ALL look like dicks but T has a flared base), and personality
- there’s a fairly even split on use of gendered pronouns for I, O, T, and Z, but people tend to use she/her for L, J, and especially S
- there have been multiple unconnected instances of the phrase ‘triple t spin in the pussy’. this doesn’t really matter it just feels worth mentioning
- by and large S and Z fuckers are MUCH more passionate about their choices than L and J fuckers
- there’s been a tumblr-typical handful of ‘submissive and breedable’ comments, but as far as i’ve seen only the T piece has people explicitly and directly saying they want to get it pregnant. no idea what caused this. the art seems to have made it worse
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Leave its tumblr to want to fuck shapes, make horny humanized art of said shapes, and then create weirdly dark self-murderous lore for the humanized shapes they want to fuck.
Reblogged bluecreator
doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something
Reblogged bugboy-behaviour
Nobel prize for the first bottm surgery that requires 0 cuts (pure origami)
Reblogged bugboy-behaviour
me: ah nooo i accidentally cut myself. come look at this cut
my haemophiliac friend: you know that's not what it means right?
Reblogged bugboy-behaviour
no one was thinking this
