incapable of taking this episode seriously bc they keep saying boon 😭 like ok moonbeam icecream...

CLARISSE SO ALONE AND SAD AND ALONE AND SURROUNDED BY EVIL BRITISH SAILOR MEN AND ONE (1) BLOCKBUSTER EMPLOYEE AND NONE OF THEM RESPECT HER AND SHE JUST WANTS HER DADS AFFECTION AND HES EVILLL HELL HELL HELLL HELL AHHHH

some fan theories really do stick with u bc i once heard someone say annabeth could be short for anna elizabeth and i have been calling her annabelle/anna elizabeth in my head ever since

a healthy sibling dynamic will kill the patient! they need to have done unspeakable things to each other to the point where every postitve interaction is soaked in guilt to live!!!!!!!!!!!!

graphic deisgn is my passion ass flag

there simply has not been a more hollywood is dead coded character than beryl grace

can't believe lana is a roman demigod

Percabeth

U r losing one of the best headcanoners of all time to the school system

Sotr!Haymitch is a Percy Jackson variant. I don't make the rules

nico "met the goddess of misery, and she couldn't do anything to him bc he already felt miserable enough" di angelo and lapis "unaffected by a space dictator shooting sadness at her bc she's felt worse" lazuli would be friends and you can't convince me otherwise