I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

*vigor, warmth, and light returning to my eyes suddenly* That’s right, I’m an irredeemable pervert…!
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Shaggy Rogers is a young adult human man that eats dog treats and his friends don't even care. They act like it's normal. Not only do they know he loves eating dog treats, but they know he'll do scary dangerous shit just to eat dog treats, and they use that to their advantage. "Oh you don't wanna get asbestos poisoning in the scary abandoned building? What if we fed you a dog treat?" And he says yes and he does it and eats it and they act like that's a normal thing for a human guy to do. But then again, he also eats 10 feet tall sandwiches in one bite, so maybe he's not even human. Still fucked up that they manipulate him like that though. But whatever. Forget I said anything.
Sometimes sending a text message to anyone about anything feels exactly like that one scene in secretary
Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t
I Saw the TV Glow (2024), dir. Jane Schoenbrun.
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