Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

fuck it. Dan and Phil holding comically large playing cards.

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

Every year The Internet Archive hosts a competion to make art using newly public domain materials, and I've been losing my mind at this submission:

https://archive.org/details/555-milf-tar/

WAAH I FORGOT TO POST THIS HERE ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

Why does Frank always gotta be on some different shit

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

it is it's nature to Be In The Way.

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

the consequences of doing that:

just needed to make a conclusion to this

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

I get asked this a lot surprisingly

“what are you doing this weekend” i am going to fantasy land. i am hiding under the covers in bed. i am making things up. i am contemplating events that didnt happen. i am talking to fake people. i am listening to my tunes. i am envisioning scenarios

how to open a bag of rice correctly

where not to open a bag of rice correctly

i started watching dnp in chronological order as one does and it is wild how dan just appears one day. there’s no actual introduction in the first pinof. you watch all of phil’s early videos and then suddenly someone’s next to him for the next 16 years.

it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

this should be illegal and i'm not fucking joking

message to all bitches

please survive

i am so obsessed with this thing i need 500 of them