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Butterfly Wordsmith

@butterflywordsmith

Butterfly_Wordsmith on Ao3. I post about fandom, art, and my writing 🔞 "Pro-Ship" so y'all aren't jumpscared by it. (she/they, 30, BIPOC🇸🇻🇵🇷) the butterfly header is my own art https://archiveofourown.org/users/Butterfly_Wordsmith

Intro

If you're new to following me or if you aren't new but need to know these things here is a quick intro thingy I felt compelled to post for the sake of time and ease of determining if you want to or even should interact. I don't care about follower count. I only care about my own peace while I enjoy my favorite things (like fic and fandom).

Names: Moth, B.W., Aces.

Age: 30

Pronouns: she/they

Sexuality: 🩷💛🩵

Culture/Ethnic: 🇵🇷🇸🇻 living in Southern 🇺🇸. Afro-Puerto Rican and Indigenous Central American of the lite brite variety. I care a lot about Central America and the Caribbean but mainly the Global South and Indigenous people's around the world in general. Land back and decolonizing is important to me even if I may not live to see it

Background: grew up in the diaspora but I am bilingual (spanish) so if thats your first language and you're from latam please dont be shy about it.

Disability: yes. Lol without going into detail I am disabled/chronically ill for multiple conditions so know that I am dealing with these things between everything else. I do try to manage as best I can.

Fandoms: DC, Marvel, KPDH, SPOP, The Hobbit/LOTR, Jentry Chau, Star Trek, Star Wars, YoI, Inu Yasha, Arcane, ATLA/LoK, TDP, Sailor Moon

Shipping: Batman is my Justice League bicycle so him with multiple people. Dickory. Jondami. Spirk forever. I still ship finnpoe TO THIS DAY. Sesskag was my original ship so sue me. RUJINU. Timebomb deserved better. Glitradorabow. Bagginshield is my roman empire. Poolverine. Pro-ship and anti harrassment/censorship

Anon: I love my anons. Always remain respectful and patient and I will do my best!

Boundaries: I do not interact with TERFS, Zionists, Conservatives, Neoliberals, Antis, Red Pill, ETC. Please don't engage with me if you support ICE, Trump, or Israel. I'm not harassing anyone or going out my way to attack anyone just leave me alone.

I don't know why but the image of DentWife Bruce has me in a chokehold. Bruce who is the object of Harvey Dent's affections, even after the loss of Glida and his sanity, showing up to his trial to support him because he's got nobody else but it's Bruce, so he's serving cunt, dressed in furs, shades and finery. Shielding himself from the press with a gloved hand like some 40s starlet, sitting there silent in the pew while Harvey leans back to set a hand on his arm, calling him "doll" when the case is talking about some graphic shit or he doesn't want Bruce to think badly of him. Finally, showing up in all his crime wife finery to see Harvey get sent down for his many crimes, striding out of court in a flurry of camera flashes while Harvey professes his undying live for his "sweetheart", begging his "baby" to visit him and to be strong while he's inside.

Concept:

Bruce would actually do this and it'd be like a 2 on the scale of crazy shit he's done before

The Rogues all like Batman because he’s actually a really good active listener and only tries to fight them/escape once they’re done explaining their evil plan. He’s going to beat them up or arrest them eventually, but he nods and makes little agreeing noises when they start talking and that shit is addicting.

I think it'd be hilarious if the Justice League didn't know what the relationship between Batman and Nightwing was and was just witnessing the 'adult child taking care of their aging parent' dynamic with no context.

Especially since the 'aging parent' in question is forty three and has just been deemed an old man by his many children. They just know that somehow Nightwing is able to bully Batman into taking care of himself and they have NO IDEA how-

Nightwing: Hey. Take your medication.

Batman: >:(

Batman: Fine.

The JL: ???

Saw someone in my post's tags call Tim the rebellious son and I'm like aksnakkdwkdk that's such a funny take to me.

Not to say it's a bad take or inaccurate!! It's just that for Tim to be considered the rebellious son, Bruce would have had to, like...know about it?? Like, in my head, Bruce thinks Tim is the well bahaved one. Tim is the one Bruce never fights with, the one who does everything by the book, the one who gets shit done.

And Tim?? He's a total Daddy's boy. He loves it when Bruce tells him he's doing well. Most of the dangerous, insane things Tim does, he ain't telling Batman about.

Far as Bruce is concerned, his boy is an angel.

Bruce Wayne has a mean right hook and Batman doesn’t start any fight with his right hand (or sometimes any hands at all) if he can avoid it. something something, predictability keeps Bruce Wayne safe and unpredictably is the only reason the Bat is still alive and fighting

bruce is the kinda guy to answer the question “how much pain are you in right now?” with “the normal amount.”

a comfort headcanon of mine is imagining that when jason first arrived at wayne manor he took a shower that lasted for 4 hours and involved a tour of every single haircare bottle he could find. just four straight hours of scrubbing and rinsing and sudsing over and over again until having to stop because he was getting too lightheaded to stand. left the bathroom warmer than he’d ever been in his LIFE, boiled to absolute death, limp and lost and smelling like a fruits basket. proceeded to sleep for 16 hours solid because there was just so much to process

😭😭😭😭😭

Mi bebeeeeee

I been deep in RP which is why I haven't posted as much but I will return to fic and HCs soon caterpillars.

Talia & Bruce : *smashes door* grandma & grandpa are here! where’s that baby!👹

Bruce: Where’s that baby! 👹

Talia: Gimme gimme where is it!

Talia: *shoves Damian * Move son your chopped liver

Bruce & Talia: *Gasp* Awww! Ohhhh! Awww awwwwww!

Bruce: I know you told us not to get you any clothes but they practically jumped in the cart. *pile of clothes falls onto Nika or Jon whoever you want it to be*

Talia: Isn’t he just awww. Oh that’s cute. Aww.

Bruce: Now I know you said you had enough quilts but I croqueted these on the way in 🥹

*Baby cries*

Talia: GRANDMA’S GOT HIM! 👹

Bruce: *fighting to get in* GRANDPA’s GOT HIM 👹

Both: NOBODY TOUCH HIM GRANDMA AND GRANDPA GOT HIM! 👹

Bruce: Oooh Grandpa just had a little stroke there but I’ve got you now

Talia: *talking to Damian* no pressure but grandma wants another one. Make it happen

De aged Batman but everyone just thinks it’s Damian trying to act grown up.

The bats have lots of low light places anyways, so Bruce is just going about business as normal (maybe he borrows an outfit from Damian because nothing fits).

He’s average grumpy and has a scowl all day, normal Damian face.

He either has something more important to deal with first or has confirmed it will wear off in 24 hours, so he’s working on things in the cave. One by one his siblings pass by on the way to do something; Dick, Jason, Steph, Tim, even Duke see him and think “Damian’s working on a case, oh well”.

He does other things throughout the day that are a little unusual but are kinda cute when done by a kid. He makes himself a big boy cup of coffee instead of tea, can’t reach a file from the top drawer of the filing cabinet, is trying to put costume pieces back without a step stool, or wears his adult size bathrobe around the house.

It isn’t until Cass takes a real look at him that she figures it out, after an explanation she figures the others already know.

The whole family continues as normal, maybe thinking Damian seems more quiet or his speech patterns are finally getting better/less condescending. Right until the real Damian comes home from a sleepover at Kent farm and has a Spider-Man pointing moment with Bruce.

Anonymous asked:

May I request some Bruce and Damian headcanons?:)

Always!

  • Damian could, in theory, ask his siblings to take him places. But it's just so much more fun to peek into Bruce's office and go "Baba? Can you take me to the zoo?" And see Bruce drop everything to take him there right this second
  • Damian doesn't like ice cream that much, so Bruce found a Taffy store that he and Damian visit after good patrols
  • Damian has Bruce's coffee order from the coffee shop on the corner memorized and brings him a cup whenever he's out. Bruce always tousles his hair and when he's especially tired presses a sleep kiss to his forehead with a murmured "My favorite." (Damian choses to believe he's calling him his favorite child, and not in gratification thanking him for getting him his favorite coffee. Bruce doesn't clarify so...)
  • Bruce is insistent that a baseball cap and sunglasses is the perfect disguises even though hes Batman and master of disguises, and Damian has unfortunately been drawn to the dark side with him much to everyones horror
  • Damian learns how to cook from Bruce because Bruce, like him, only really learned how to cook in emergencies as a form of survival and knowing what plants are edible and not, so Bruce makes it a point to teach his son how to cook for fun too because he finds it relaxing and maybe Damian does too
  • When Damian wants something he will say "baba" but also sometimes he just slips up and says it accidentally and Bruce always knows hes being used but he's also so weak for it
  • Whenever he's bored of Gala's Damian will go stand next to Bruce and just... exist. And Bruce will pick him up and go "its wayyy past this guys bedtime. Bye!" And then they go watch a movie or smth
  • Damian is horrible at waking up- something that he hates because when he was in the League he was in top form but now because he's been allowed to live he will sleep in- and Bruce thinks its the cutest thing in the world when he stumbles down the stairs wearing Tim's old college sweatshirt and his hair is a mess and hes rubbing his eyes and blinking like he's just been born and Bruce barely refrains from cooing every time
  • Whenever Damian gets into a Mood™ Bruce will just swoop over and grab his lil cheeks between his hands and litter his face with kisses until Damian is screaming with little kid giggles and he loves it so much
  • They have the most explosive fights ever and then every time Bruce will go to Damian's room and knock and just lean inside the tiniest bit and go "baby? I'm really sorry." and stick out his bottom lip in a pout and Damian forgives him every time.
  • Bruce sings lullabies that he learned from Talia to help Damian sleep after a rough patrol or a hard case
  • Whenever he wants something Damian will tug on Bruce's sleeve until his Dad leans down and then stare him right in the eyes and then speak at room volume "Father. I frew up."
  • Bruce likes to pass out on the couch- mouth wide open and snoring like a godsdamned saw- Damian will just curl up on his chest like a lil cat and fall asleep on top of him. (It continues into his adulthood and Dick has found his thirty year old brother asleep on his Dad's chest pretending like he's twenty inches shorter and a hundred pounds lighter than he is)
  • Bruce calls Damian "my little one" "Princeling" "baby"
  • They have arguments about their strays. "I will admit that Grayson defeats Jerry the Turkey in terms of endurance, but you cannot say Drake stands a chance in hand to hand against Batcow." "Baby. She's a cow." "And she's better than him." "Well, baby, I think you take the cake over all of them." "..." "are you blushing?" "NO"
  • Whenever he drops Damian off to school Bruce likes to blast White Girl™ music and sing at the top of his lungs and this is why Damian asks Tim to take him to school. "WAKE ME UP INSIDE! CAN'T WAKE UP- SING IT WITH ME DAMIAN- SAVE MEEEEEE" "Father I'm going to break the windshield."

Um. My beloveds. I hope this was satisfactory lol i ran outta time but I hope that satisfied you (for now) :P

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While there were better opportunities out of Gotham, Dr. Damian Al-Ghul Wayne wouldn’t be caught dead practicing outside of that hellhole.

Why else would The Batman eventually (reluctantly) allow someone to treat his days old broken rib?

Who else would treat The Signal’s field injuries?

Where else would Dick go when he left his hypermobile joint out of place for far too long?

When would The Orphan get stitches if not at family dinners?

How else could Jason get prescriptions as a legally deceased man?

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