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At the risk of sounding stupid, I just found out how long the stone age lasted. In my head it's about as long as other historical time periods, a couple thousand years before ancient egypt, and conceptually looks like a bad car insurance commercial. Nope! Dead wrong! The stone age lasted for 3.4 MILLION YEARS.

Okay wow i would not have guessed millions. Maybe in like the tens of thousands? But definitely would have way undershot.

I told my wife and they said "Yeah, modernity is a recent and strange invention"

Oh yes! Hello I am wife. And these are the oldowan tools:

The first image is my favorite, the iconic oldowan hand axe, but you'll note there's a wide range of other tools crafted for everything from crushing nuts and stones, to awls and engraving devices. There is some evidence, albeit hotly debated, that these tools MIGHT have been used in ancient burials. Maybe. This is up for debate because these tools are THREE MILLION YEARS OLD. They pre date homo sapiens and homo erectus. They pre date the ice age. Hell, they pre date the fucking ice caps. We don't think humans were burying their dead as we understand it today, but maybe?? These were made by homo habilis, or the "handyman", so named for their invention of tools.

It makes me feel very small to look at these, like looking up at a starry sky.

the best colors ever actually

for those gradient enjoyers

[ID: three shades of yellow and orange, followed by the same colours in a gradient. /end ID]

I was enjoying the gradient until I read the image ID and realised I'm not seeing the correct gradients

you need to pull the whole layer of dead skin off your lips every day in winter it’s how you grow a beautiful. New skin like a lizard no don’t look at the camera look at me. it’s called a chrysalis not a chrysalisn’t. the blood is normal

taliesin in every interview: yeah so the main thing im excited for you to see is mollymauk being a WHORE. he is SLUTTING IT UP. the producers asked what part of his character i wanted to expand on and i said I WANT HIM TO FUCK. i hope youre excited to find out WHO he's been doing. don't complain about his coat, look at his ENORMOUS TITS instead. something i think really sets him apart is talent for GETTING BITCHES. the most important thing to happen to him this season is his BISEXUAL THREESOME . oh you meant that other thing? dw about it lolll 😊 anyway tune in to see him RAW DOG

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