I have achieved gayness; I'm going wandering in the mountains with another (cute) guy on a date
life could not be better
that's @ffej-offical by the way
Hi, I'm Ffej.
Ready for our date?
*Argh I'm so happy*
Yeah, I'm super ready!
(Ffej is so oblivious)
if they don't kiss on the mountain i'm done with the officalverse
Hey @ffej-offical...
you wanna?
Huh? Oh yeah, sure, why not?
*kiss*
@ffej-offical there's a guy in our shadows
Guess they're our third wheel now
*picks up the garlic bread*
they know
*from in the bushes with popcorn bucket in hand*
know what?
@ffej-offical Why are there so many people watching us all of the sudden
also not evil I was making an ace joke
I dont know...
They're either starved for entertainment, waiting for gays, or creeps.
Let's just go with all three until something is confirmed.
I'm guessing it's probably the second....
Eh probably. I mean, we're homies, right Jeff?
Right. Homies... if that's what you want.
He kissed me, though? We went on a date.... maybe he just doesn't like me like that... maybe I'm not good enough. That would make sense... he's so wonderful...
I want the tags on @ffej-offical and @jeff-offical 's relationship

