Oh no, not Main Character and Unnamed Redshirt!

You’ve been in that ship with the tiniest crew ever in the history of Star Trek ships, Tuvok. I know you don’t like socialising and justify it saying it’s some Vulcan shit, but come on, mate. You are like second in command, the one Janeway trusts more than anyone else. By the time Seven of Nine gets to the ship it’s been a couple of years. We’re not on week 2 and this one guy is new. It’s not one of the random aliens you pick-up just because, Tuvok. Make a fucking effort.

Oh no, not Main Character and Unnamed Redshirt!

That is the blandest sounding meal