when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

also omg want some sad news 😞 so in my family there’s like…..a genetic history of going totally white-haired in your twenties. and guess what finally struck me this year

what is thilf??? Them I’d Like To Fuck? 

what’s a Thranduil?? is this gen z slang?

NOOOO NOT THE NICHOLAS CAGE ELF

for a solid half second I forgot hair dye was a thing & thought you were saying I could kill myself if I didnt like grey hair

ive been informed that the man above is not Nicholas Cage, but in my defence they both have eyebrows

Are you suggesting most people don’t have eyebrows?

please you have to understand

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

worst part of anxiety/ocd is that sometimes your fears actually do happen and you have to wag your finger at i like this still doesn't prove you're right asshole. it's like having a venom symbiote except you don't even get to have gay alien sex

I hate when I go to copy a picture and it doesn’t paste. Do not disobey me.

So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

happy 1915 everyone!

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

was about to come over here and post 'what do lawyers need those three extra inches for' then realized that i probably needed to make it clear that im talking about US standard paper sizes

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents