I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.
honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy
FALLOUT - The Demon in the Snow
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"
- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
in a rare moment of optimism, i would like to try do some writing for femslash february this year (i say this every year, but this year i actually want to try do it rather than think about it and then Not Do It), and i'd like your help with it. if you want to send in prompts from this list with one of the pairings below, i would really appreciate it.
- leonelle (pfkm, the cursed queen): octavia, nyrissa, jaethal
- rosalind (da2, viscountess of kirkwall): meredith
- eugénie (datlc, the huntress): the elegant abbess, one of her ladies-in-waiting
- domino (fonv, the house always wins): rose of sharon cassidy aka cass
- veszeth (bg3, the dark urge): justiciar!shadowheart
- wildcard — you don't know what you're gonna get with this one. i might choose from above, or what it might be something that's not on the list but i get inspiration for.
i'm hoping if i start this early enough, i'll have some stuff together in time 🫡
in a rare moment of optimism, i would like to try do some writing for femslash february this year (i say this every year, but this year i actually want to try do it rather than think about it and then Not Do It), and i'd like your help with it. if you want to send in prompts from this list with one of the pairings below, i would really appreciate it.
- leonelle (pfkm, the cursed queen): octavia, nyrissa, jaethal
- rosalind (da2, viscountess of kirkwall): meredith
- eugénie (datlc, the huntress): the elegant abbess, one of her ladies-in-waiting
- domino (fonv, the house always wins): rose of sharon cassidy aka cass
- veszeth (bg3, the dark urge): justiciar!shadowheart
- wildcard — you don't know what you're gonna get with this one. i might choose from above, or what it might be something that's not on the list but i get inspiration for.
i'm hoping if i start this early enough, i'll have some stuff together in time 🫡
a hundred different kisses
- whispering ''kiss me'' to your lover
- wrapping your arms around your lover's neck
- kisses traveling from your lover's nose to their lips
- breaking the kiss, instantly pressing your lips back together
- intertwining fingers
- soft kisses that grow more passionate by each second
- forehead against forehead
- running fingers through your lover's hair
- unbuttoning your lover's shirt, pressed against the wall
- surprise kisses, your lover wasn't prepared but responds immediately
- a kiss that says ''we're late for work, but let's be later''
- kisses under a light waterfall
- pulling your lover closer by the waistband
- kissing under the stars
- messy kisses, destroying furniture trying to reach the bed
- a kiss that isn't meant to happen but does so anyway
- sliding your hands down your lover's chest
- grabbing your lover by the collar
- ''if we're caught kissing we're most likely dead but let's risk it''
- hand kisses
- exploring each other's lips
- smiling in-between kisses
- now-or-never kisses
- caressing your lover's cheek
- good night kisses
- ''i was supposed to take a shower, alone, but go ahead jump right in''
- brushing lips together, lingering for a moment, catching your breath
- an accidental kiss between two exes
- kisses in which, we've already said goodbye for the day but i can't help stealing another one
- this might be our last kiss so let's make it last
- kitchen counter make-outs
- jumping into your lover's arms
- soft kisses while cuddling in bed
- i missed you kisses
- a kiss leaving you breathless
- stopping a kiss when it gets too heated
- a kiss on the cheek that turns into a kiss on the lips
- trailing kisses from your lover's lips to their neck
- ''everything is going to be okay'' kisses
- kisses that start out passionate but grows more delicate
- pulling away from a kiss to look at each other, smiling as you dive in for another kiss
- a kiss to celebrate an engagement
- wrapping your legs around your lover's body as they lift you
- a goodbye kiss expect neither can let go
- ''we shouldn't do this'' but they do so, anyway
- a swirling reunion kiss
- ''i've had a terrible day at work so just kiss me''
- a kiss that lasts longer than it should
- tending to your lover's wound, placing a kiss on top of their head, grateful they're still alive
- a goodbye kiss that says ''i don't love you the way you love me, and i'm setting you free''
- spinning your lover into a kiss on the dance floor
- kisses in which, ''i can't believe this is real, but i love you so much''
- tucking a strand of hair behind your lover's ear
- tracing your lips against the corner of your lover's mouth
- light kisses scattered across your lover's face down to their collarbone
- pulling your lover into your lap, them straddling your hips
- bushing your lips against your lover's, wanting to savior the moment
- playful kisses, such as, ‘‘i’m not going to kiss you.’‘ ‘‘why?’‘ ‘‘because if i do, i don’t think we’re getting out of bed today’‘
- kissing your lover's wounds after having bandaged them up
- mistletoe kisses
- surprising your lover from behind, smacking a kiss on their cheek
- caressing your lover's cheek
- trying to concentrate on a task, but your lover kisses your neck, making your head spin
- looking deep into your lover's eyes, before dropping your gaze to their lips
- shushing your lover as they try to kiss you, telling them tonight is all about them, not you
- a kiss only meant to last a moment, but when your lips meet, you can't pull away from each other
- leaning into your lover's touch, their fingers tracing down your stomach, their body pressed against yours
- a tender kiss on your lover's chest
- kissing your lover so gently, worried that if you pull away for just one second, they might disappear
- an accidental kiss that confuses you both, but only a moment pass before you crash your lips back against each other's
- lingering forehead against forehead, consumed by each other and barely having enough strength to breathe
- accidentally bumping noses
- kissing your lover's forehead, then bending down to meet their lips
- a kiss to forgive each other after an argument
- standing on your tippy toes, frustrated you can't reach your lover's lips
- unrequited love that is now requited, and a kiss that proves it
- legs wrapped around your lover's body, hands tearing their shirt off
- pushing your lover onto the bed, kissing down their stomach
- throwing your lover over your shoulder, carrying them towards the bed
- crashing your lips together during an argument
- kisses in which, ''we just broke up, but let's kiss one last time''
- whispering ''i love you'' in-between kisses
- your lover pinning your arms above your head, telling you to stay quiet
- trying to deny your feelings, but attraction gets the best of you, and you push them up against the wall
- smiling in-between kisses
- reunion kisses, ''i thought you were dead''
- not being able to focus on anything during a conversation, you're too busy staring at your lover's lips
- kisses in which ‘i’ll kiss you right now to prove i don’t feel anything for you’‘ but the kiss proves the opposite
- kissing each other's pain away, your tears mixing with your lover's
- your lover pulls you away from a kiss, asks you to marry them
- telling your lover you want all of them tonight
- grabbing hold of your lover's collar, begging them to kiss you
- sliding your hands down your lover's chest, unzipping their zipper
- untying your lover's tie, using it to pull your lover into a kiss
- not being able to unbutton your lover's shirt, their kisses are everywhere and too distracting
- kissing your lover's tears away
- passionately making-out against a wall
- “let’s just kiss to see what it’s like” then pulling away, lingering for a moment, then going in for the second kiss
- hungry kisses and ripped apart clothes
- ''it's always been you'' kisses
I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
honkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
