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baja blast my tits clean off

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Reblogged e-102
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caprisunsport-deactivated202010

damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick

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volukei

bro look out for that cactus

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caprisunsport

ahh the cactus so pain on my dick

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Reblogged z-paladin
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getting jabbed by one of those sexy unethical nurses w/ a giant syringe but then she deposits it into a giant syringe disposal box because she's not That unethical

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Reblogged z-paladin
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Axis of Awesome's 4 Chords Song, but I put the original artists back in.

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SONGS USED

  • Journey (and the cast of Glee) – "Don't Stop Believin'"
  • James Blunt – "You're Beautiful"
  • The Black Eyed Peas – "Where Is the Love"
  • Alphaville – "Forever Young"
  • Jason Mraz – "I'm Yours"
  • Train – "Hey, Soul Sister"
  • The Calling – "Wherever You Will Go"
  • Elton John – "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (from The Lion King)
  • Akon – "Don't Matter"
  • John Denver – "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
  • Lady Gaga – "Paparazzi"
  • U2 – "With or Without You"
  • The Last Goodnight – "Pictures of You"
  • Pinocchio: A True Story
  • Maroon 5 – "She Will Be Loved"
  • The Beatles – "Let It Be"
  • Bob Marley – "No Woman, No Cry"
  • Marcy Playground – "Sex and Candy"
  • Men At Work – "Down Under"
  • Jill Colucci – "The Funny Things You Do" (Theme from America's Funniest Home Videos)
  • Jack Johnson – "Taylor"
  • Spice Girls – "2 Become 1"
  • A-ha – "Take On Me"
  • Green Day – "When I Come Around"
  • Eagle Eye Cherry – "Save Tonight"
  • Toto – "Africa"
  • Beyoncé – "If I Were A Boy"
  • Kelly Clarkson – "Behind These Hazel Eyes"
  • Jason Derulo – "In My Head"
  • The Smashing Pumpkins – "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
  • Linkin Park - "Crawling" (very quietly)
  • jerma985 - "Rat's Birthday Mixtape"
  • Joan Osborne – "One of Us"
  • Avril Lavigne – "Complicated"
  • The Offspring – "Self Esteem"
  • The Offspring – "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid"
  • Akon – "Beautiful"
  • OneRepublic – "Apologize"
  • Eminem featuring Rihanna – "Love the Way You Lie"
  • Bon Jovi – "It's My Life"
  • Lady Gaga – "Poker Face"
  • Aqua – "Barbie Girl"
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers – "Otherside"
  • The Gregory Brothers – "Double Rainbow Song"
  • MGMT – "Kids"
  • Andrea Bocelli – "Time to Say Goodbye"
  • Robert Burns – "Auld Lang Syne"
  • The Axis of Awesome – "Birdplane"
  • Missy Higgins – "Scar"

(Note: This was mostly copied from Wikipedia)

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Reblogged squeakadeeks
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yeeuuuppp thats me. i bet you want to pet me and feed me little crickets. but guess what. please do that

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