I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”

Thank god fanfic is free because I can’t afford other hobbies in this economy.

By the way whenever a doctor says "average person" they're not talking about the average of all people they mean a 20-30 yo <200lbs completely abled white man

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

I am once again begging you to get your hands on physical media and/or save your fave stuff OFFLINE.

my daily affirmation as an author

˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ 🩷 .⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆. 🩷 ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ 🩷 .⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆. 🩷 ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

2026

• EAT THE RICH

All has been said prior to my mouth opening

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

2026

DO THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM AT WORK. MAKE ART THAT HURTS. ABANDON ALL GUILT AND SHAME. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL. BECOME YOUR OWN PERSONAL GOD. GROW SPIKES. DONT LET THEM KILL YOUR SOUL

the urge to pull some bullshit when carrying my expensive laptop terrifies me

“wheeeewww what if i just tossed it in the air just a little bit hoo hoo hahahahajssa”

and sometimes i can’t help but give in and give it a couple millimeters of air

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.