i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

happy 1915 everyone!

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

i step on a landmine and am immediately blasted to a single lonely smithereen

drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

> "mom and pop" store

> look inside

> my parents don't work there

as my final act of love, I will swallow every "please stay" and turn it into silence so you don't feel trapped by my ache

dude turn on the tv. any streaming service. except for the ones that didn’t get the exclusive licensing rights to breaking news. which is almost all of them. so turn on CNN+, I think they got it. Bro you’re not paying for CNN+? What the fuck man. How else are you gonna- Just pay the $15, man. they hit the fucking Chicago bean dude

what are they going to do about the fact that you can never go back