[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]
doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
thank you Canada 🇨🇦
FUCK YEAH GO CANADA!!!
Call the neigbours if you need to the next 1,097 days

I'm sorry WHAT
'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it
An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."
not progressing. not regressing. just gressing. can't a person just gress anymore? yeesh.
need to add more mechanics to sleeping
- online co-op
- grappling
- fishing minigame
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024?!?!?!!? IT IS ON MY DASH??????

It’s so nice to see an ancient relic post be kept alive for the younger generation on this website 😂
oh thank god i found the unvandalized one
AHHHHHHHHHHGHHGHHHHHH!!1!1!!!!1!!!!!
My room is so fucking cold my pussy just broke off and shattered
She is terrified of watermarks

i would be too if i saw them in my GREEN pile
"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your comfort blorbos get forced into the most bland, boring, amatonormative ships possible by the majority of the fandom and/or their creator to the point that their characterizations and original charms mutate in a way that can no longer be recognized" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying. it's happened to me.




