do you have at least one openly queer family member? (not including yourself?
me, watching my mutuals post ceaselessly about a fandom i’m not in:
what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
Reblog to wrap the person you reblogged it from in a soft blanket like a burrito and give them a brownie
great. i was hoping my childhood would follow me forever and attach itself to my psyche and spread like mold. This is good
what this fandom needs
- more f/f
What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.
Still not over the fact that my grandma told me: “à défaut d’avoir un ami I, tu as une amie E.”
Which basically translates to: “Well, you don’t have a boy friend, but at least you have a girl friend.”
BUT. In old-timey French, “un ami” can mean life partner before marriage.
So now I’m like:
– Did my grandma just casually clock me as gay??
– Or did she just mean “well sike, you don’t have a boyfriend, but at least you have girl friends, so it’s fine.”
And like… she said this about my best friend who’s stayed at my parents’ house a few times, traveled across France to visit, etc.
We’re just friends?? ¿¿
Grandma. Please. What are you trying to say
Okay I don't know what my grandma think is happening in my life but... At Christmas she literally told me "You have to tell us when you get married anyway." (Not a perfect translation but you get the gist of it)
And I just don't know what she means ???? Like my mom stared at me confused and I was like "I don't get it either" and I told her that of course she'll be invited to my wedding... IF I EVER FIND SOMEONE LIKE 😭 sorry my single ass can't even get a date grandma!
I swear she needs to stop sayin random stuff I'm sweating