truly so fucked that every single set photo and behind the scenes clip outmogs the final film. jon m chu jail time for fucking real oh my god literally they shot on location and built all these practical sets and for WHAT

THIS?????

oh my god they put so much work and craftsmanship into practical makeup/prosthetics and costumes and sets AND FOR WHAT!!!! for everything to come out looking like muddy backlit and/or washed out cgi slop????

bruno marx i dont want to be a billionaire so fucking bad

can i tell all 10k of you a secret

— But you hate him.

easily my favorite viral tweet from recently

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

2:12am… going back for more olive

*wakes up in a cold sweat* a Wario-style negative-version of Bowser who’s ultra cheerful and peppy called Wowser

Times like these I remember that Malcolm X quote about healing and how it requires acknowledging the knife is there. Things like "this isn't who we are" and "this is un-American" and "what are we? [insert another country]??" reveal a deep seated denial of American history and state-sponsored domestic terror that I'm just not gonna entertain anymore from leftists over the age of twenty.

"If you stick a knife nine inches into my back and pull it out three, that is not progress. Even if you pull it all the way out, that is not progress. Progress is healing the wound, and they haven't even begun to pull out the knife. They won't even admit the knife is there."

X

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

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A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

Santiago Cabrera as Cristóbal Rios in STAR TREK: PICARD 1.03 “The End Is the Beginning”

“You can’t improve a character just by making them black!”

Venus Mcflytrap: *is improved by giving her black features*

Sometimes… a character is just screaming to be black but just wasn’t the first time around.

It’s the Betty boop principle!