Hello

gender is a performance and, brother, i was real bad in rehearsal

It's quite simple: I continue ingesting stress relief tea until all the fluids in my body become stress relief tea, rendering me incapable of experiencing stress. Because stress is stored in the fluids.

Hands that can write in print-like font

i hope i am not only a mutual to you but like a fancy rat. or an elusive cryptid. or a bug you keep fondly in a jar

mom mixed up the laundry

here 🕳 have a void to scream into

love that wizards in so many settings universally agree to wear robes and capes and big pointy hats. like its not a uniform they dont HAVE to dress like that theyre just all on the same page about the wizard fit. and it looks cool as hell and theyre correct.

I can't possibly be a system, I don't dissociate—(slowly turns, and stares at a wall)

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...oh, sorry, I got distracted there, anyway I couldn't POSSIBLY—

Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green

everybody UP! kiss all the time, disco occasionally