There's only three of us?

It's not "play" that's how I role

ik right i thought there would be more :(

wait i think there's actually five bc y'all + me and @pope---francis

omg yeah you are right

once there are more pope rp blogs they should meet up with the elvis presley rp blogs and duel eachother

we would win btw

Can confirm.

important! Please read.

tw grooming.

The person behind @/elvis-official (also known as rose.) is a groomer.

Rose and my friend, kip (@/foxgirlclawjob) dated when kip was 13 and rose was 16. A 3 year age gap isnt a lot for 2 adults but with kip barely even being a teenager this is absolutely disgusting. A 13 and 16 year old dating is terrible.

screenshots from @/are-we-there-yet-daily post, and they got them from @/eial-daily.

(kip = jess (she/they), rose = rose but spooky)

Thank you @raccoonboyclawjob for teling me about this.

⬇️ more talk on the topic.

she also started dating my ex girlfriend (15) while i was 13/14 and she was 16. my ex girlfriend (who is @\god-offical) cheated on me with rose, who was substantially older than me and, and rose tried to groom me as well. she also tried to groom my friend apollo @\apollosunshineisdead . i have receipts which i will provide upon request. this includes my ex girlfriend making a groupchat with me and her and trying to get all us three to date as a polycule (which i had repeatedly stated that i was **not** okay with), as well as trying to get us three to date kip/jess. it was . really gross

@satan-offical i dont know many high follower accounts but could you reblog for reach please.

@wizardex-yt

this is more things that need more awareness. this is fucked up.

WHAT!?

Reblogging for sample size

Woah mama I love reblogging for sample size hummina hummina *nose honks*

Rip snailvis

Meow Mama if this gets 10k notes my boyfriend will consider getting this cat. Tumblr, help me convince him that the elvisverse needs another void friend. I've included a picture of the cat on question.

Tags below

Get catgirl presley a cat hummina hummina *nose honks*

Tagging a few elvii i can think of @stitch-elvis @frog-elvis @elvis-unofficial

I need to know more elvii

okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days

so

if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)

Elvii love everyone unless they're bad people and it's you don't get out

Its ok I don't smoke I desire men though and I'm suffering from that

Same

why is every sonic gay (i mean I can't really talk but still)

I'm bisexual thank you very much

I'm the cooler bisexual

I'm Elvis

im also elvis. and I'm bisexual

Woah mama he's bisexual I didn't know that

I'm also elvis but asexual

6::::)

Did elvis and spider lady fuse together?

It's so much easier to get followers on a stupid gimmick blog for some tumblr universe

Meow Mama I'm a Cat Girl Nya~

They really did have cat girls in area 51. It was just me this whole time. I broke out, though. They have been looking for me ever since

♡Friend Goals♡

500- I post a picture of my dog who is also named Elvis

700- I'll get a jawharp

1000- ukulele cover of an elvis song

1500- to be determined

1700- to be determined

2000- CatGirlPresley sends audition tape into America's Got Talent

@emo-presley and @leprechaun-elvis-official are my dads. Happy Elvis Family meow papa.

@catboy-presley and @catboyelvis are my siblings

@shark-presley is my pet shark elvis

@phannie-elvis is CatGirlPresley approved

@elvis-resercher-official is CatGirlPresley approved

@napoleonistallerthanme said I'm scarwy uwu

@esart drew my profile picture

Woah mama we need to get CatGirlPresley to 2000 followers so we get an elvis on AGT hummina hummina *nose honks*

Me when I almost keep accidentally reblogging to the wrong blog

Here, have a Happy Meal to cheer you up!

AAAAAHHHHH