damn i gotta redo my nhl tier list again
category 1 & 2 are self-explanatory. i’d like to see you resist the shark tank!
category 3 blorbos are: Seth Jarvis, Cayden Primeau (Canes) - Hughes 2 & 3, Kovacevic (Devils) - Drysdale kinda, GRITTY (Flyers)
cat. 4: i just like ur aesthetic Seattle, your graphic design team is working in overtime. i liked u Vince Dunn but ur vibes have gotten weird bro
category 5 self-explanatory again (Whoterspoon ur on thin fucken ice 🫵)
cat. 6: special shoutout to Sean Monahan from Colombus Blue Jacket, idgaf about ur team but you? you i do :) (oh also Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen w/ Buffalo :3)
category 7 self-explanatory again
category 8: Tampa knows what it did to sink down to scum levels
category 9: you might've drafted Nick Suzuki captain o my captain, you might've had Fleury our Flower King, you might've rescued Mitch Marner, but nothing will ever save you from your sins. you guys ain't shit and least of all golden or knights. burn in hell.