please never let anyone trap me in a coffin. I want to see the sky

my friends let me control the mods for our Minecraft server for the FIRST TIME, so here's the special world I crafted:

update: apparently I added two distinct mods that add extra blood (oops!) and also taking out the anime boys makes the game crash. but that's okay because I have Guts from Berserk in my house wandering around my indoor betta pond

Armadillidium vulgare

yeah to be totally clear my belief in death is nothingness. I get why people invented the concept of heaven and other forms of life after death in terror of that nothingness but wow. yeah. no

when it comes to realistic and practical comforts in terms of life after death, vore makes more sense to me than magical shit like heaven. and neither of them are up my alley. at this moment if I had my way I would want my raw, uncooked, maybe blended corpse to feed a sapling or a tree at an early but most likely survivable stage. the raw part is important to me, if it is possible, or as much as it might be possible. I do not want to become ashes and I do not want to be trapped inside a coffin surrounded by more pointless walls after a life spent like this

if my flesh has too many medications in it, peel it all from my bones and grind them. and if my organs are the only ones capable of providing nourishment, rip them out of me and plant them. put me freely in the ground so I have the privilege to grow and see the sky. I always loved fucked up clouds

I want to be a sturdy and resilient tree, somewhere that it can be protected and visited and allowed to grow for hundreds of years, something that can support life. somewhere I will not be chopped down. so I will never be trapped inside again. so I can hear the birds sing when their songs could never reach me through the windows and walls. so my branches glow in the vivid sunrise and provide shelter after sunset. so I can be on this earth as long as possible while being as much of me as possible

I have no idea how to make this work. or if I will. or what it may cost. or what kind of tree and where. or if anyone will even respect my wishes no matter how much I plan. but if it happens I hope you will visit me sometime, and that I can meet more people, meet more of you in death than I ever could in life

Stolen from the Electronic Frontier Foundation:

Here's a link to the EFF page that contains this information:

On Android 

With the release of Android 12, Google began allowing users to delete their ad ID permanently. On devices that have this feature enabled, you can open the Settings app and navigate to Privacy > Ads. Tap “Delete advertising ID,” then tap it again on the next page to confirm. This will prevent any app on your phone from accessing it in the future.

On iOS 

To see which apps you have previously granted access to, go to Settings > Privacy > Tracking. You can set the “Allow apps to Request to Track” switch to the “off” position (the slider is to the left and the background is gray). This will prevent apps from asking to track in the future. If you have granted apps permission to track you in the past, this will prompt you to ask those apps to stop tracking as well. You also have the option to grant or revoke tracking access on a per-app basis.

Apple has its own targeted advertising system, separate from the third-party tracking it enables with IDFA. To disable it, navigate to Settings > Privacy > Apple Advertising. Set the “Personalized Ads” switch to the “off” position to disable Apple’s ad targeting.

the ability to pickpocket is much more important than the ability to understand religion

as for elephants writing in Ancient Greek, I actually have to give Pliny some credit. elephants are known to have very dexterous trunks and draw and paint basic strokes when given the chance, sometimes just to entertain themselves and sometimes as a trained skill. I do think it’s entirely possible one was capable of recreating symbols that mimicked Greek, even if it had no idea what it was writing.

The funny thing about being the only generational trauma ADHD trainwreck in your boyfriend's social circles, and having your boyfriend be the only person in your social circles who is not a generational trauma ADHD trainwreck feels a lot like Kermit the frog being the only consistently regular character appearing both in sesame street and the muppets. Like I'm not just being nice when saying "it's ok it's nothing, I literally almost didn't even notice" when you tell me you're sorry that I had to see the family fight like that. I know people who bite people.

we often fail to appreciate that the sink helps us with water

we often fail to

appreciate that the sink

helps us with water

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

If nothing else, at least you're not stuck at an airport, hauling around a pet carrier containing your bored and evil parrot, who has just figured out that the worst possible sound they could possibly be making right now is that of a crying baby.

That's not true, it could be doing the N word on full blast or moaning/bad porn dialogue

switching off my mind and letting my amulet take over feels good as fuck. you should all try this. right now. do it now. try on my amulet

straight up it should be illegal for a physical storefront not to accept physical currency, or for restaurants not to provide physical menus

I'm assuming the above is a normie opinion (as it should be) so i do wanna go a tiny step further and explicitly state any laundromat that requires digital payment should be burned to the fucking ground

if a business cooerces its customers to download an app, i should legally be allowed to set both the business and its board of directors on fire

Additionally, it should be illegal for a vending machine to not accept physical currency.

precisely!

though it should be noted that cashless vending machines do accept at least one form of physical currency:

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

more commentary:

I kinda expected this art post to have non black people be hesitant to interact with it because they are worried they're being racist, people ignoring the message in some sense to go "hot" or people finding it funny because I used slurs I can reclaim but beyond that the other response is nice.

non black people have a habit of seeing "radical" black art and all its aesthetics and seeing if they can find it meme-able or completely miss the point because they find authentic blackness too "foreign and taboo" when it's reclaimed and not removed from the people.

but also there were a lot of people being respectfully mature about the art and feeling really uplifted by it which means a lot in a white dominated world where my culture is nothing but a joke or something to appropriate to the point where it's erased all traces of it's black origins

Alas, my fucking optimism. Needed a non-permanent hair dye to do something about my roots (dark ash blond/light ash brown, dyed jet black), and the only box in the store that promises to wash out eventually was a bright firetruck red. I figured that it'll do just fine, since my natural hair isn't bleach blond it'll turn out a darker red and still look good. Got home and once I got it into my hair I realised that oh huh, this is more of a ketchup red than carmine red. I figured that it'll still do just fine, my own hair colour will still turn out darker than it was. I let it sit the full 30 minutes, actually closer to 35. Then, once I had rinsed it thoroughly off, I realised that oh huh. It's like. placebo in colour. My scalp is glow-in-the-dark neon red and my hair is virtually untouched.

Please post a picture of placebo in colour

Note that the scalp is red, the hair between the scalp and the black isn't.

Note that the scalp is

red, the hair between the scalp

and the black isn’t.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

A coastal wolf takes a moment for free-spirited play in the Great Bear Rainforest

Source

fucking rollign around

sorry this is the funniest thing i've ever read

... has anyone tagged @pangur-and-grim yet...?