[ilya rozanov voice] okei

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

As someone who has been on the Internet longer than many of you have been alive, I cannot emphasise enough what a good idea it is to block fools, bores, and drama-starters ON SIGHT. That means, on the FIRST sight. See the take, do not wait.

You are not a court of law. You are not required to hear them out, argue, nor give them a second chance. Block them. Nothing bad will happen to them without you! It's fine! Goodbye forever! Prevention is better than cure.

My fellow aunties will be with me on this.

Block without remorse and skip away knowing freedom and peace

cozy game means fucking nothing. i saw someone call firewatch a cozy game. the game about child death. i saw someone say dredge was a cozy game thats secretly horror. theres nothing secret about the horror the main plot is about necromancy and the world ends. what the fuck are you talking about. is it bc the art style is nice to look at. oh im gonna watch my favorite chick flick the descent. what are you fucking talking about

guy who knows his boyfriend is sooo whipped and can't get enough of it. don't mind the grindr trophy it's not important

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

marauders fans are so much worse than garden variety hp fans bc they've deluded themselves into having a superiority complex. "ackshually we don't support jkr and our fandom has queer & poc representation" girl...your fandom is the worst mass delusion since the dancing plague of 1518, your "representation" is a series of headcanons for characters who are little more than names in a series whose worldbuilding you continue to use in your art and whose existence has material consequences for trans people in the uk. you cannot headcanon your way out of supporting one of if not the most famous transphobe in the world. there are fantasy books by real life queer people and people of colour that will never get a fraction of of support that jkr does. read those instead and take a personality quiz oh my GOD

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….

sometimes.....fictional characters......don't need to have children.....

HEATED RIVALRY (2025–) – 1.06: The Cottage

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[ID: selfie of Justin McElroy in a Hawaiian shirt with grey flowers and turquoise foliage. There is a superimposed frame of spaghetti on a fork, and text that reads, “Have a Delicious National Spaghetti Day!”

Second image is a series of four tweet replies by Justin “Hoops” [verified] from January 6, 2021. They read, “I’m so sorry I can’t figure how to unscheduled posts. Twitter please delete this post. fuck I’m ruined. oh god I’m wearing a Hawaiian shirt FUCK.” The image crops out subsequent replies to the thread. / end ID.]

TT post by @ crafty.lad (he/him).

………… love u siken

oh, siken is out here spitting FACTS.

not to be like that but misgendering is still misgendering even if you think you know someone’s gender better than they do. because that’s the basis of literally all misgendering you don’t get a special pass because you’re Transing Them