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big bouncing boobies

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me, as a cannibal, eating an italian person: "i thought this was supposed to be al dente"
aborted wiccan: "i would've gotten involved in so many polyamorous relationships"
"can us explain this gap in your resume?" I don't know, can you explain gap between your eyes? *pulls trigger*
Countries that are the origins of White people according to 1997 U.S. Census Bureau
"me and who" you and no one because you never leave your house and can't make eye contact with the cashier
