Reblogged
big bouncing boobies
me, as a cannibal, eating an italian person: "i thought this was supposed to be al dente"
Source: correctopinionhaver
aborted wiccan: "i would've gotten involved in so many polyamorous relationships"
Source: correctopinionhaver
"can us explain this gap in your resume?" I don't know, can you explain gap between your eyes? *pulls trigger*
Source: correctopinionhaver
Reblogged cowpokeredeemed
Countries that are the origins of White people according to 1997 U.S. Census Bureau
Source: reddit.com
Reblogged mag-agenttorture
"me and who" you and no one because you never leave your house and can't make eye contact with the cashier
