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I am not a minor. They/Them. Intersex. Chronically ill.

“How can you be Black and Jewish?”

I know it’s a question that’s on people’s minds a lot, and I know that the polite, educated answer is something along the lines of, “Jews are a multiethnic, multicultural, multiracial people. We come in all colors, speak all kinds of languages, live all over the world. So, of course there are Black Jews.”

That’s what I say when I wanna get my point across without scaring white people.

But sometimes, what I really wanna say is, “Do you have any idea how Black Jewish people are? Do you have any idea how Jewish Black people are? Far more confusing to me than my Black ass showing up in a synagogue is how anybody can know anything about Black and Jewish history, languages and cultures and come away thinking that Jews have more in common with white folks than they do with Black folks.”

(This ain’t the post for some hotep nonsense about the original Jews being Black and all the “white” Jews we see in the media being recent converts and fakes. Start your own post if you wanna be on that.)

I can hear you thinking it now, “Eshu, I love you, but what the fuck are you talking about?”

I’m talking about that feeling of familiarity when I experience the call-and-response element of Jewish prayer. How we don’t just say the words, but make music with them and dance to them. Shit, all that’s missing for it to be a service at a Black church is a couple of women shouting, “Hallelujah!” and fainting in the aisle. I can’t even say that because I’m sure that happens on a weekly basis in some ultra-Orthodox services, and the ones doing it are men.

I’m talking about how Hebrew, our sacred tongue, is an Afro-Asiatic language and how the Levant is smack dab between Africa and Asia. How the Tanakh mentions Egypt, Nubia and Ethiopia how many times. I’m talking about how we put our own spin on the languages of the places we’ve been forced to live in and created rich, colorful dialects and languages of our own like AAVE, Ladino, Judeo-Arabic and Yiddish.

I’m talking about how the oral tradition manifests in Jewish and African cultures, both in our homeland and in the diaspora. I’m talking about the way we tell stories not as a dry recollections of events, but as a form of self-expression that is equal parts history, theater, stand-up comedy and philosophy. I’m talking about the way we argue, the back-and-forth where we get so into it we slamming our hands on the table and stomping our feet and taking off our shirts, but we still love each other at the end of the day. I’m talking about turning a good insult into an art form. I’m talking about how much we value communication and dialogue. How giving somebody the silent treatment can be worse than cussing them out.

I’m talking about how there’s always food whenever we get together, and I don’t mean water and crackers. If we ain’t fasting, we gonna eat. I’m talking about, “Who made the kugel?” being the Ashkenazi equivalent of, “Who made the ‘tato salad?”

I’m talking about how we relate to our families not as people we live with who have the same last name as us, but as critical components our identity. How Mama or Ima is another name for God, the creative and sustaining force who inspires love, awe and terror. How family don’t just mean mom, dad and kids but grandparents, great-grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and neighbors. How we got that grandma or that aunt who stay all up in our business even though we grown but we won’t tell ‘em off because that’s just disrespectful. I’m talking about how we can say Pookie ain’t shit and Shlomo know better than to act like that, but people outside our family better not open their mouth.

I’m talking about how centuries of oppression has developed a keen sense of humor about ourselves and the dominant cultures we’re forced to live in. I’m talking about how centuries of being blamed and persecuted for shit that people made up about us has inured us to the slings and arrows of misfortune.

“How can you be Jewish and Black?”

Shiiiiiit, how can you not be?

"i agree that the iranian people should be free but i don't like how the zionists are also supporting them because obviously if the zionists support them than it's for some nefarious purpose and reason"

you were this close to realizing you don't understand the basics of the conflict between Israel and the rest of the "middle east" but your jew-hatred (aka your belief that jews-sry, zionists are uniquely evil) made you stupid

be better

writing my own version of heated rivalry but for double luge

was gonna go into more detail but honestly you get the picture

including disabilities from the source material, no matter the universe, should be the default, not the rare exception

fluff isn't ruined by incluing disability

smut isn't ruined by including disability

happy endings aren't ruined by including disability

escapist fantasies aren't ruined by including disability

including disability doesn't require a phd in disability studies

including disability doesn't require a focus on suffering and tragedy

including disability can be as simple as, at minimum, a good faith choice to periodically note how a character interacts with their immediate environment and/or other characters

it's that easy, no emotional labour required

PSA, especially if you are chronically ill: learn how to season your food

one of these days you will likely be faced with a situation where eating food is hard. where you will have to force yourself to eat. whether from disability, fatigue, pain, grief, illness, hardship, forgetting to go shopping

maybe all you have left is a can of plain beans. plain something. and sometimes in those situations, your health may depend on making whatever food you have taste less like shit, so you can eat as much of it as you can. currently going through that myself, I never thought I would have to try harder to eat. but here I am

if nothing else, when you are at the lowest of your low, if you have a sense of taste, knowing what seasonings you like can make it all a whole lot fucking easier. you are allowed to try and sprinkle some goodness onto the misery, whether or not that even involves food. something that makes your day easier

seasoning does not have to be hard really. get spice mixes. freeze dried shallots. freeze dried vegetables. salt. cheap black pepper grinder. MSG. shelf stable stuff you can basically forget about in the pantry. stuff you can just shake onto food. you can play with fresh herbs and shit too, but make sure you have shelf stable stuff. you can get really far with just salt, black pepper, and MSG.

for mixes, make sure you look at the ingredients. if you have the cilantro soap gene you probably want to avoid cilantro, you know? and if you have an allium allergy, you may be surprised to learn how many spice mixes have alliums, especially garlic. and not all spice mixes are gluten free even if they seem like they should be.

experiment! take a can of beans, few different spoonfuls onto a plate, season them all differently. try with soups, instant noodles, vegetables, rice, lentils, chickpeas, eggs, meat, fish, dehydrated food, canned food - - test with whatever you want, whatever you have around!

learn over time. which seasonings you enjoy and which you hate. how many shakes it takes for that amount of food, really not necessary to measure precisely. take notes. take pictures. aim to make things taste better! and what that means is up to you.

your goal is to get a better idea of, "this could really use..." while eating. before you need that information. before you need to force yourself to eat.

you will suffer in life. unexpected things will happen. people will die. pain. things will happen that you wish never happened at all

and I wish life could be kinder to you. to all of us. now and forever

learn how to be the one to show yourself that kindness. and one great way to do that is experimenting with food.

no matter what hardship you encounter in life, if food is something that can cheer you up, I hope at least you will be able to eat something delicious.

Western leftists are so fucking stupid man. I saw that tweet about the map of the "Arab World" thats being put up in schools in NY or whatever and are people are not looking at that like, wait, this is an empire? Can you imagine the outrage if we hung up maps in classrooms labeled "the british empire" because that's exactly what that map of the "Arab world" is. Completely ignoring the non-arab Indigenous peoples of each country (Jews, Samaratins, Karaites, Persians, Assyrians, Sundanese, Amazigh, Nubians, Egyptians, Bedouin, Druze, I'm sure there are far more I can't remember off the top of my head) who have had their cultures devastated by Arab colonisation and Islamic imperialism.

Its like western leftists are so obsessed with racialising people that they see every major region of the world as a kind of monolithic culture. To western leftists, Middle East and North Africa = Arabs, so they must be indigenous. Jews so far are the only ones who have been able to muster the strength to reclaim their land and people have somehow decided this is priviledge, and that Jews must be white invaders, no matter how deeply ingrained Jerusalem and the surrounding areas are in Jewish culture, history, writings, art, religion, and so on, because of course Arabs are the indigenous people, its the middle east!

You have literally fallen for imperialist propaganda.

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transphobes will be DESPERATE to be like "putting on makeup and a bra and lipstick and a wig doesnt make you a woman!!!!" and a trans guy will be like "hell yeah it doesnt i love doing all of that" its beautiful. ive been told several times that having facial hair and wearing baggy pants and plain shirts and boxers doesnt make me a man and trans women around me have piped in to be like "oh, thats great! i have all that and im not a man ♡" people truly have no reliable response to it

I love trans men and trans women finding power in solidarity

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shoutout to the woman in the waiting room at the doctors office who cured my dysphoria by telling me shes so glad young men like me are growing their hair out again and how i look straight out of the 90s and then complained to me about her horrible cat. i think she was an angel

kill that demon because maybe someday a lovely and chatty middle aged woman with a cat who rummages thru her fridge will tell you that you look like a rocker dude from the 90s and life will be awesome

It's been a while……… I've recently become re-obsessed with MMX.

I'm going to post some of my silly drawings and be on my way…

It's quite astonishing that we haven't heard anything since MM11 lol

Maybe they'll be embarrassed and delete the post soon. See you when you get a chance

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