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LOKI APOLOGIST & HARALDS LAWYER & HARAROCKS CEO

@crinj-central / crinj-central.tumblr.com

Eli 🕊️ she/they 💖 too old for leonardo dicaprio 🥰 not spoiler-free for op/sxf‼️ i post nsfw stuff sometimes (tagged as such and/or suggestive) art side blog: elipri

NO I DON'T KEEP UP WITH SPOILERS ANYMORE, PLEASE RESPECT MY BOUNDARIES

✨️Rules for anon asks✨️

1) if you want to send me yet another gotdamn ask about Mishanks vs Shuggy or something equally stupid, you HAVE to pay the Elbaph tax or else I'm not gonna answer you at all and will talk about Loki and/or HaraRocks instead

2) the Elbaph tax can be paid in form of a (cute) headcanon or just by mentioning Loki, because I love talking about my bbygirl princess the most

3) everything else is exempt from the Elbaph tax

not to enforce gender roles but a computer should NOT fucking have apps okay. if I wanted an app I'd go on my phone my laptop is for Programs. I mean this.

bringing the ancient meme back

really glad to see hate for this concept.

count me among the haters. i've been a hater since i first encountered this conflation of many different well-defined concepts into one ill-defined one

it's part of the general trend of hiding the inner workings of computers from the user, which is something i hate since it tends to promote computer illiteracy which tends to promote incompetence and dysfunction in society as a whole

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Lash envy ft. nami and usopp

You know, I never thought about it before, but Oda really does have a tendency to give male characters large eyelashes. Much more than most manga artists. And it's not just pretty boys either, he mixes it up.

Some male characters in One Piece who canonically have long eyelashes in their base designs:

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

I love how often this xkcd comic and its derivatives make the rounds, but it's so sad how few people have seen the title text:

internet friends are so funny bro. here are some fuckers who know more about me than my mother. their names? well this one's no eyed joe, that one's takeout container, that one's moo, this one's named after several hit video game characters, that one is soup and so is that other one, here are a couple named after several thousand year old stories. that one's scammer. that one's volcano residue and here's fungus and rodent and there's podcast character and we can't forget the birds. this one says he's not named after a supernatural character but there's no evidence to support that. here's vegetables and arson. i love them all very dearly. oh yeah and they're all queer

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