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mobei-jun is just zuko from avatar with ice powers instead of fire

#both have a male relative that tried to kill them #both have daddy issues #both don't have social skills #both are gay for a blue guy who wears his hair in a bun #both are royalty in some way #both are technically villains but not really #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mobei-jun

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fallen-d0ve

i love luo binghe so much i need to kill myself immediately

cyberpunkerguy

mentally preparing myself to open a pinterest comment section under a bingqiu post, wish me luck

#will they call luo binghe a rapist again #will they call him an uwu malewife wifeguy wifey wife bottom crybaby #maybe both who knows #maybe they'll mistake him for luo bingge #will they make sqq the woman™ then justify it with lbh bottoming #always remember kids an achillean relationship always has to be about women somehow #never trust a pinterest user's take on svsss they are all wrong #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #bingqiu #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

cyberpunkerguy

one time i dreamt that luo binghe left shen qingqiu to get together with me, so i'd like to inform all shizunfuckers out there that you can have him. bingbing is my wife now.

#dream me fumbled the polyamory option smh #why is svsss haunting my dreams #if luo binghe was my husband i would literally never complain about anything ever again god had to nerf me by making him fictional #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe

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blasphemousclaw

society if people discoursed abt characters being evil not because theyre obsessed with holding fictional people to arbitrary moral standards but because characters being evil is cool and interesting and sexy and tragic and thematically complex

cyberpunkerguy

so, is it a coincidence that the wu brothers from zhao hua monastery and wu yanzi all have the exact same surname, or

#like even the chinese letters are the same #like all three 'wu' mean 'nothing'#this can't be a “the curtains are just blue” moment right #what is zhao hua monastery hiding #here's how wu yanzi can still win #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #wu yanzi #wu chen #wu wang #zhao hua monastery

cyberpunkerguy

the homie and i made a tier list on how willing we'd be to let some scum villain characters date our hypothetical children and i need everyone to see it.

#i had to fight for mqf and bingqiu to be ranked as high as they are #i was in the trenches bro #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong

cyberpunkerguy

shen qingqiu the type of guy to be like okay, maybe i am a little bicurious, maybe even heteroflexible, three hundred years after being happily married to six other men

#someone needs to study his brain #he should've been even more repressed tbh #either way 10 / 10 character design #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

cyberpunkerguy

you know what? that's it. *tomodachi lifes your cumplane*

#they're not together on my island but who knows #they look so peaceful but they're secretly exploding each other in their minds #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #cumplane #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #tomodachi life #miiblr #i love miis

cyberpunkerguy

do i write a cumplane fic or a moshang fic or a warplane fic or a shangcest fic or a sqh × oc fic or a binggehua fic or a yueshang fic or a scumplane fic or

#there has to be some sort of science behind why every sqh ship is a banger #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shang qinghua

cyberpunkerguy

scum villain au where everything is the same except shang qinghua knows what homestuck is

#i don't even know what homestuck is but i think he would #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shang qinghua

cyberpunkerguy

the fans shen qingqiu uses used to belong to shen jiu, which means every time he touches one of the fans to his lips they technically share an indirect kiss

#here's how scumcum can still win #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #scumcum #jiuyan #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan

cyberpunkerguy

if svsss would've been made today, shen yuan would be calling airplane a proshitter the whole time

#i can feel in my bones that he'd be an anti #that's also why he was so scandalized about regret of chunshan smh #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua

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the water prison arc, or as i like to call it, cumplane with a cumplan

#sometimes you gotta plot your own death with your bestie it really be like that sometimes #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #cumplane #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan

cyberpunkerguy

me before reading tdtbpf: so, some guy gets transmigrated into a fish? weird… according to the internet, it has mpreg, but maybe i'm mistaking it for a different book?

me after reading tdtbpf: by talos, this can't be happening

me before reading svsss: so, some guy gets transmigrated into the protagonist's scum shizun and they literally fuck to save everyone? oh yeah, that definitely has mpreg too

me after reading svsss: by talos, this can't be happening

#danmei moment #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #bingqiu #tdtbpf #the disabled tyrant's beloved pet fish #canji baojun de zhangxin yu chong #what do you mean ly and mtc don't have a ship name #li yu #mu tianchi

cyberpunkerguy

ning yingying, liu mingyan, and the three daoist nuns after bingqiu got married: omg congrats :)

little palace mistress after bingqiu got married:

GIF by chamsou-sabah

#she was down bad until the bitter end #sha hualing and liu qingge too but this ain't about them #shl lqg and lpm should bang is what i'm saying #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #luo bingmei #bingqiu #ning yingying #liu mingyan #why is there no tag for the three daoist nuns cmon guys #three daoist nuns #little palace mistress

cyberpunkerguy

what did he mean by all that

#airplane buddy that isn't a normal thing to say about your hater #i need to inspect him under a microscope #“personal grievances” my ass just say you want to hatefuck him #but on the other hand that's just a writer × hater relationship #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #cumplane

neither cyber nor a punk, but at least a guy

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