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Lars' Latin

@daddy-ul / daddy-ul.tumblr.com

For every Papa Het there is a Daddy Ul || metallica sideblog || lars ulrich enthusiast || we love and cherish every metallica bassist in this house || bilingual european ass that follows back as not-a-human-perspective || you can call me Jinn
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Ok well I’m sorry but you know you have to explain the username now pixelated screenshot or not

Hey, duder!!

Long story short: you know how James goes around calling himself "papa het"? Well, Lars —being the sarcastic friend he is— started to call himself "Daddy Ul", jokingly, just to mess up with him sjsjsjsjs.

And we have HARD PROOF EVIDENCE here, the screenshot I mentioned.

That pic comes from one of my fave Lars' babble: if you go to 14:20 min you can hear him say "daddy ul" while pointing at the pic.

I know this blog name was a joke, IS a joke, but there is nothing that will draw Lars out (nicely) more than kids being kids.

I'm sorry, guys... that's a dad.

See: the vid 2 days ago abt the 2yo saying "hi lars!" and then drumming sandman >>>>> Lars commenting "hi buddy 🥁"

See: Lars putting a kid on his tom during a show

See: him and rob jogging in a park and him stopping BC he saw a kid cry alone and went to see if they needed help

See: him sarcastically listing all the yoghurt brands his kids consume, treating the question as the dumb question it is. He is their father, D'UH, why shouldn't he know what's their yoghurt breakfast of choice?

See: him doing an ig story showing the drawing a kid made for him bc he loved it so much

Me: it's 2026, I'm over the fact that we'll never get the making of 72S

Me: it's fine, I get it, it makes sense, it's 2026, I accept what we've got, nobody's fault

Also me, on a random Friday: you don't get it. YOU DON'T.

Somewhere, inside Lars Ulrich's vault/collection/dungeon/1232 terabite hard disks, there is CLEAR AS DAY there is an absolutely shitty 720p mp4 zoom video recording of the EXACT moment where a danish voice goes "what was that?" and an absolute nonchalant guitarist replies "oh this?"

AND THAT'S THE MOMENT INAMORATA WAS CONCEIVED.

We have this, WE HAVE, I know that the archivist anxious gremlin of my heart has recorded every damn session ever on zoom BC you never know! He would record even James humming in the shower if he could get away with it bc that man is a menace and you never know!

And YET.

Do you understand how precious it is? How fucking heart palpitating, adrenaline inducing would be to SEE that, an absolute inconsequential moment in time that became the building block of one of thee most Metallica song in the last decade? Like, who the fuck would have thought that we would get another outlaw/bleeding lvl juggernaut of a song in 2023????? And we did, and we fucking know that there is a precise moment of creation for this incredibly personal and huge song, we know BC they told us ABT it, AND WE CAN'T SEE IT.

FROM THE BAND THAT FILMS THEIR CREATIVE PROCESS SINCE 5EVER???????????

*sobbing on the floor*

Mr. Ulrich, please

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Not only I found the original video in which James reads the menu singing the ingredients BUT!!!!

It's bonkers.

I dont want to spoil all the funny parts but Kirk repeating "A is for apple, A is for ASS" while Lars tries to do the set list? It's not even the most chaotic thing happening in this.

sjdjdjdjdjdjejje iconic.

Metallica with Doro Pesch of Warlock

fun fact: Doro listed RTL as one of the albums that changed her life. Oh, and she also had a crush on James at that time.

"[...] It's hard to choose just one album Metallica have done. But I will go for Ride The Lightning. One of the reasons is that I love James Hetfield's vocals on this. I recall that it was about this time a lot of people were urging Metallica to get a new singer. But I always defended his vocals, because they worked so well with the material. He is so real and authentic, and has lots of charisma. 
When I first saw him I must admit to being a little in love with James, and I did get to know him quite well. But nothing ever happened between us! I simply admire him as a singer and live performer."

--- Doro Pesch, for Loudersound

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i promise i will watch the video later but i’m YELLING. WHY ARE THEY SO CLOSE TO EACH OTHER ON THE COUCH

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Listen, LISTEN.

These two are........ something.

Like, sometimes they lock into each other and 👋👋👋👋 snsnsnsnsjsnns

It automatically creates an outside, and the inside it's them. It's not that the world disappears but... it's outside, you know?

And, of course, this happens when they play, when they create, okay, totally understandable, creative sync.

....but the rest of time? sjsjsnsnsns with the most random shit? Geez, these two and their rando, juggernaut intensity. They were made to be a unit.

--- But the real answer is: you know Lars.

Lars gotta see James, hear James, look at James in the eye, because he has to connect to James, so he gotta-- xjjsksksksk the drill.

So you can bet your ass that James sat randomly on the couch and Lars plopped right next to him munching cereals and logistics while his loved U2 played on the stage sjskskskskskek

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I feel like we’re due for our annual James Lars rant. but like. all i have is that both of them were able to be so…. THEMSELVES this year. like fully, completely did all of their things

AND YET THEY STILL CONVENE. AT OASIS. FOR SABBATH. ON THIS GODDAMN BOAT

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I agree wholeheartedly (and I'll also wait for your usual top5), but I'll throw in my two penny observation.

I kept thinking that Lars does less and less press and talking etc etc. Like. It did not start in 2025 for sure, but it's a trend that really ramped up this year (and I am genuinely, maybe parasocially so) happy for him, clearly he had enough and he spent SO MANY YEARS relentlessly doing every fucking mag under the sun, so while I miss all the random stories and anecdotes from him it's all good --we still get to see him walk around at 3 am watching the deconstruction in progress like the umarell he is.

AT THE SAME TIME--- James went in the opposite direction in these last years and he "contributed" a lot more on that side of the job. This year alone he did TONSSSSS of met rep episodes, and video interviews and now even that lil xmas story!

This is not a judgement or an analysis. Just observing the facts and thinking.

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