this is genuinely breathtaking lmao

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)

Oh my god

Found the orginal thread and lost it at this

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

Murderbot Books as Textposts

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

slander! Did any potentates steal the barley on his watch????

They did not.

if they're shooting blonde haired blue eyed white ladies in their cars in broad daylight what do you think they're doing to the people they have in cages?

yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

but what of the baggy coveralls with the top half down and the sleeves tied around your waist? what of it

girl who totally isnt disabled: yeah i love cancelling its so nice for that intense dread that lasts for weeks leading up to an event i have to leave the house for to suddenly vanish

The best shot of the year

Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it's not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she's a badass billiards pro