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They're sometimes evil (or suspected to be evil), he has a spinning rat on stream, uses he/they pronouns, smell bad, his characters are sad all the time, they're pathetic and so much more!! I mean he's peak Tumblr sexyman!!!
Not to mention the lesbians love him!!
their flabbers look pretty gasted
I wanna talk a little bit about my Louis survives AU idea a bit because I can (and i might not write it 😭)
First things first for those who didn't see my previous post about describing it a bit, this is if Owen woke up before Louis was confronted by the people who framed him (I assume they're corrupt nobles). Owen takes care of them and him and Louis get to run Oakhurst together peacefully for eternity YIPPEE
"But aren't the townfolk suspicious when Owen gets magically healed?"
Yes and no. They're flabbergasted at first, how did this happen? The doctors couldn't do anything, how did Louis?
Louis explains it as an experimental treatment with foreign doctors he'd been in contact with and that was accepted for a bit, but as Owen begins to change (hair turning white), rumors begin to circulate
And without those pesky nobles to slander the mayor's name, it lands on heavenly blessings. Obviously God healed this man, what else could it be?
Louis and Owen have little laughs about it, letting them believe it, not expecting it to go further
But because the townfolk knew Owen (to an extent), they pay more attention to the fact that he isn't aging and that brings attention to the question "has Louis ever aged??" So what could this mean?
Louis an angel of God and being his lover has made Owen ascend, obviously
White is a symbol of purity and glowing/white hair is sign of divinity after all, so Oakhurst must be run by divine creatures
This makes Owen and Louis very uncomfortable. They try to die down the awe and reverence but it never stops the whispers or these rumors being passed down through the generations though the townspeople do calm down a bit as it does. They eventually let it be, deciding it's a good cover
I don't know how I came up with this idea but it makes me laugh and so I'm keeping it lol
I will probably be back with more tidbits about this AU later but I'll leave it here for now
OKAY I CAN'T HELP MYSELF HERES MORE
Louis has always been great with kids. He helps out at the small town orphanage often and loves helping the new parents. He loves children, seeing the innocence and joy of life in such little vessels makes him so happy
So one day, a couple decades after turning Owen, after coming home from helping a new single mother in town with her baby, he announces to Owen he wants children. Owen chokes on his animal blood and is silent for a moment before timidly asking if that was even possible in their current state of... deadness
Louis simply laughs and answers honestly "No! We'll adopt!"
Again Owen goes silent, trying to find his supportive husband words but can't help his worry that adopting children will risk them being revealed and hunted. Louis picks up on this and reassures him that it will be okay, they wouldn't adopt humans but fledglings instead. And now Owen is just wildly confused but Louis easily explains that despite the codes doing their best there are still rule breakers and vampires that leave fledglings to either fend for themselves or die. They could find these fledglings and take them in, creating their own coven, a happy little family. Owen is still hesitant but eventually agrees, knowing it will make Louis beyond happy
Every couple decades they find a lost fledgling in the woods or in a ruined town and take them in, raising them into the codes and animal based diets.
They're so happy and adorable
I CANT AHSHJSJSJDJDJFKD
I have arrived with some niche Abolish lore that definitely helps his case as a sexyman contender
- He once took a pole dancing class and was the only guy there, his mentality about that you ask? "Well that just means I need to be the best one there"
- In senior year of highschool he participated in a male beauty pageant essentially, he decided that he was gonna go all out and learned to do a drag death drop for it, states that he could still do it if he practiced a little bit
- Also took part in a cheerleader/football player swap and he was the flier and apparently also the top of the pyramid
- Can swap between several different incredibly varying voices in almost in instant, including a valley girl voice, like a legit valley girl voice
- Has been assigned a catboy by a numerous amount of people including Owen, has worn the cat ears for it several times, yes this still haunts him, yes it is hilarious
- Can and will try-hard anything, fragile masculinity does not know this man and isn't that sexy?
ANOTHER ABOLISH LOREDROP/PROPOGANDA TO THE LIST
i know way too much abt this guy now
This idea possessed me and I had to draw it.
Nobody was expecting Legs to be built under that surgeon smock and they were all hanging out at the tavern and one thing led to another and now he and Ren are arm wrestling.
Abolish has reluctantly been drawn in to referee because he's the only one everyone can agree on being neutral.





