The Skittles are that popular group at school that is popular not because everyone likes them, but because everyone knows them and is afraid of them. Everyone wants to be them, but no one dares to talk to them. Half the school has a crush on at least one except the Gryffindors (or so they say but they can't deny they're hot). It's like Regina George's group in Mean Girls.
HARMLESS PRANKS THAT MARAUDERS WOLD MAKE TO EACH OTHER PT.1
They’ll pick everyone’s lockers in a row, but James’s will be the one below even though he’s the tallest. Every time Sirius opens his locker, he makes sure to “accidentally” hit James and he will laugh EVERY TIME
New favorite headcanon that when Sirius became an animagus he slowly became red green colorblind bc dogs are red green colorblind so when James sat down for dinner wearing a loose green tie with deshevelled hair in the great hall and Peter spit out his drink, Remus’ jaw dropped, and all the girls were laughing hysterically making bets (Mary thought it was Barty Lily and Marlene guessed it was Regulus off the bat) Sirius was none the wiser and just thought he’d gotten back from quidditch practice or had shagged a random gryffindor. So when Marlene tried to point it out but Remus stomped on her foot to get her to shut the fuck up.
Sirius: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water
Lily,*slowly puts her book down *: Y-You were putting it in cold water....
Sirius: ....
Remus: Padfoot? Answer the question. Sirius!
Sirius: Yeah I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Everyone: ....
Sirius: You think I have the patience to boil water?
Regulus: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes????
James,*grabbing him*: Why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it?!
Regulus: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
Remus: Fuck Regulus you too!!??!!
James: It takes less than a minute!
Marlene: IS YOUR STOVE TOP POWERED BY THE FUCKING SUN?????
James: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE!??!
Remus: Like 7 minutes!
James: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes less than that and you use a saucepan.
Pandora *taking notes*: Everyone in this room is so creative :)
Dorcas*turning to Remus*: So no one in your house uses a fucking kettle!?
Remus: Its right there near the stove!!
Sirius: Wait a second... that's used to make tea??
Regulus: You told me it was there for aesthetic!!!!!!
James: So its not???
sister - february 11 - black brothers - trans regulus - @black-brothers-microfic - word count: 248 - (I used a similar idea in Clandestine, but I can't get enough of it)
Biting his lip, fourteen-year-old Sirius Black stood in front of the mirror and gazed at his reflection for a brief moment. He bit his lip and nodded to himself before opening his mouth to speak. “I have a brother,” he said softly, voice wobbling a bit, lacking confidence.
He sighed, then tried again.
“I have a brother,” he repeated, voice stronger this time. “His name is Regulus.”
His reflection seemed satisfied, at least.
Turning, he found a stuffed animal on his bed and picked it up, only feeling a little stupid. “Hi, nice to meet you,” he said to the stuffed frog, laughing to himself a little as he grabbed one of the stuffed webbed feet and shook it. “Siblings? Yes, I have one. His name is Regulus. He’s thirteen. He’s a Slytherin and he’s kind of a prat but I still care about him for some stupid reason.”
The empty eyes of the stuffed frog stared at him and Sirius decided that the frog (dubbed ‘horse’ by Peter) believed him.
He looked back to his reflection, swallowing thickly. “Regulus is my brother. Sh-he likes to read and argue and play Quidditch. And he’s a boy,” he told himself earnestly.
Yes. That was right.
He practiced for several more minutes.
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“Will you pass the salt to your sister?” Walburga Black asked Sirius several hours later as they sat down for dinner.
“Brother,” Sirius corrected confidently, voice firm.
Regulus’s answering grin could have lit up the entire city.
THIS IS SO CUTE 😭😭😭 i love sirius so much
Monopoly
*Regulus lands on Sirius’ property*
Sirius: HA! It’s $200
Regulus: I’m not going to pay you, you’re in jail
James: Reg give sirius $200 you landed on his property
Regulus: No! He’s in jail! I’m not going to give my money to a criminal
Sirius: THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PLAY
Regulus: YES, IT IS! IT’S MY MONOPOLY, I MAKE THE RULES
Sirius: I HATE YOU
*screams*
I need to know more about Peter
In all the fanfics they always make him out to be a horrible person even when they're still at Hogwarts, but I don't think that makes much sense, there has to be a reason why they were friends in the first place!
I want to know what the Peter they trusted was like. Also, I don't think he was a blood purist. I think he was just a coward who preferred to save his life over the lives of the "mudbloods" or his friends.
