cant decide which one i like the best

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summary: a god of ruin leaves a part of themselves in Caleb when they save him as a child. the corruption grows from there.

tags: fantasy au, corruption, lots of worldbuilding, non!mc reader, gn!reader, knight!caleb

notes: i actually have so much more i can write abt this but i had to cut myself off or it would become a full length novel. i love worldbuilding and fantasy and fucked up relationships <3

word count: 5.8k

You wake and you are no longer human.

You have not been human for a long, long time.

Physicality feels foreign. The weight of a corporeal body is suffocating, though you no longer need to breathe. You simply exist within a space far too small for you, an emptiness that expands and swallows everything it touches.

Something calls to you, pulls at the core of your existence. You allow it to change you, give you form, shape you into something humanoid, but not human.

You blink your eyes open and stand inside a tomb.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold

Better example

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

HELL YEAH!!!!

football jesus died for our sports sins and y’all really just gonna blow up the goated sport

absolutely golf, fuck that sport

Ikigai Masterlist

Summary: You’re desperately in love with a man who already belongs to another.

All you’ve ever wanted was to love and be loved. But as the only person to ever be born without a soulmate, you know nothing about what that really means.

The universe itself cursed you to never know the deepest and truest love there is for a reason. Because you're unworthy. And you should’ve known your poor attempts to pretend to know what it means to be whole wouldn't last. After all, everyone will always choose truth over your lies. Why should Sylus be any different?

Original Blurb | ao3 | Character Masterlist

Act One: Part 1: A Man and His Siren | Part 2: The First Straw

Part 3: Miss Hunter and You | Part 4: Bond Established

Part 5: The End of an Era | Part 6: Your Boys

Part 7: Wrong Impression | Part 8: Making Up

Part 9: Shifting Dynamics | Part 10: A Soulmate's Love

Part 11: This is What You Wanted

Act Two, Part 1: Part 12: Are We Fighting or Flirting and Other Questions | Part 13: Severed Ties

Part 14: You Are Loved | Part 15: An Undertaking of Love and Death

Part 16: A Man of the Sun and Stars | Part 17: Defying Fate

Part 18: For the Entire World Could Be on Fire, and All I'd See is You | Part 19: To Have and to Hold

Part 20: A Fellow Actor | Part 21: The Kerr Family

Part 22: You Know I Would Never Leave You

Act Two, Part 2: Part 23: Let Me Be Your Shelter | Part 24: I Don't Deserve This, You Look Perfect Tonight

Part 25: The Scales of Hope | Part 26: What Does It Mean to Have a Family?

Part 27: Remember Me, For Centuries | Part 28: I'm With You

Part 29: Marry Me | Part 30: Princesses Don't Cry

Act Three: Part 31: Let Me Down Slowly | Part 32: Alone

Part 33: The Choice You Must Make | Part 34: Rewrite the Stars

Part 35: Piece By Piece They Collected Me | Part 36: All of Me Loves All of You

Part 37: Give Your Heart a Break | Final Part: A Woman and Her God of Death

Possible Epilogues: Sylus' POV, Part 1 | Sylus' POV, Part 2

OCs' POVs, Part 1 | OCs' POVs, Part 2

Confronting Your Blood Family: The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Water of the Womb

12:01 a.m. on november 1st

Mexicans on November 1st:

shenanigans…

they thought it’d be a cute gift!! sylus,,, shiny,,,, :(

Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

there are only two genders: frog and pig

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

oh god

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

This is the worst addition to this post

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

Last time I saw this

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

anyone in this thread smoke weed

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

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