You couldn’t publish this today.

You’d have to hide it under seven layers of metaphor.

He's more offended than anything

The Hades cabin. Most of the Hades kids at camp have friends they go drinking with or don't drink at all. Eligha on the other hand doesn't. Sure, he has friends, but they don't need to know he's addicted. That people outside of camp have planted the thoughts that he's horrible, disgusting and weird for an addiction, which he can't help being exposed to alcohol since he was a child.

It's New Years and the rest of camp is celebrating, you notice Eligha not there, no big surprise, he isn't too keen on noise. Usually you would just go on with your day, but something in your gut tells you otherwise. That somethings wrong. You beeline straight to the Hades cabin.

Meanwhile, Eligha is sitting on his bed, drunk out of his mind. Fuck, not good. At least five empty bottles of alcohol sit on the floor. Another open one on his bedside table?

You push the empty bottles away and take the still half full one straight towards the bathroom where you tip it down the sink.

Then you stop in front of Eligha. A disappointed look planted on your face.

Eli? *she sighs softly*

"Hiiiiiiiii Jackkk"

You're drunk Beloved...

"Sooo..?"

I thought you were gonna stop?

He goes quiet.

*she sits down next to him* what happened Eli??

He just leans into her.

Talk to me sweetie. What's wrong? *she gently runs her fingers through his hair in a soothing manner*

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

At the risk of sounding stupid, I just found out how long the stone age lasted. In my head it's about as long as other historical time periods, a couple thousand years before ancient egypt, and conceptually looks like a bad car insurance commercial. Nope! Dead wrong! The stone age lasted for 3.4 MILLION YEARS.

Okay wow i would not have guessed millions. Maybe in like the tens of thousands? But definitely would have way undershot.

I told my wife and they said "Yeah, modernity is a recent and strange invention"

Oh yes! Hello I am wife. And these are the oldowan tools:

The first image is my favorite, the iconic oldowan hand axe, but you'll note there's a wide range of other tools crafted for everything from crushing nuts and stones, to awls and engraving devices. There is some evidence, albeit hotly debated, that these tools MIGHT have been used in ancient burials. Maybe. This is up for debate because these tools are THREE MILLION YEARS OLD. They pre date homo sapiens and homo erectus. They pre date the ice age. Hell, they pre date the fucking ice caps. We don't think humans were burying their dead as we understand it today, but maybe?? These were made by homo habilis, or the "handyman", so named for their invention of tools.

It makes me feel very small to look at these, like looking up at a starry sky.

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

thank you for your sacrifice

I love cards against humanity

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

I never thought I would live to see a "your mom" joke that doesn't degrade their mom.

Them eyes

Everyone thinks that Rosie looks much less trrifying with normal eyes and not sharp teeth

Alastor on the other hand, creeped the fuck out

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Too young?

Turns out, one of the olldest overlords and the newer overlord are closer in actual age than it seems

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No more eyes privilege for Alastor.

Start your new year with new au!

Under a sketch with my variations of Alastor losing an eye, someone suggested a scenario, where both happen......

i couldn't resist the urge. MORE ANGST! WE NEED MORE ANGST!

I'm gonna make at least 2 more comics, with right eye loss and Rosie's reaction to this whole... situation. More? Who knows.

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「The Chief of All Overlords」

Painter：拔丝白桃丁

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