Some incorrect quotes with Will, Nico, and others
Will : So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Will : So I’ve decided to break the fourth wall.
Will : *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
Cecil, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Cecil, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Cecil: Somebody moved my skittles, and now I am going to start killing.
Cecil: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.
Nico : All good bro, any time.
Cecil: I just wanted to join in
Will : I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon.
Cecil: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic.
Will : You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.
Nico : The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
Will : I am going to cry. I’m going to cry until I can no longer physically cry anymore because all the water in my body is gone and I die from dehydration.
Kayla: Did you actually just ask him that? Like, you need that to be answered otherwise you won’t know?
Lou Ellen : I'm going the fight the next person who insults Will .
Lou Ellen : Alright, square up.
Nico : Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Will : Thank you for your sacrifice, Cecil
*after discussing a plan*
Cecil: Does anyone have any questions?
Cecil: Does anyone have any relevant questions?
Lou Ellen , in the groupchat: So you guys robbed Will
Cecil : And we’d do it again.
Cecil: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.
*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*
Will : What, I can’t be in a bad mood? It’s like people think, “Oh, Will is such a nice person, Will is so happy-go-lucky! Will can’t be in a bad mood!” Well, you know what? Will CAN be in a bad mood. And right now, Will IS be in a bad mood.
Cecil: Am I going to far?
Will : No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.
Kayla: It’s the gift that keeps giving!
Cecil: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!
Lou Ellen : It’s the boat that keeps sailing!
Nico di angelo : It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!
Will : PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT UPSEXY IS!
Cecil: Could you rephrase the question, in like, two words maybe?
Austin , texting Will : Will there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Austin : Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Will : Will is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.
reactions to being called straight:
Austin : The fuck, no I'm not.
Lou Ellen : Excuse the hell out of you?
Cecil: Ding dong, you are wrong!
Will : Who told you that? And why did they lie?
Nico di angelo : *punches the person*
Nico di angelo : Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Cecil: I had a lizard that I burnt.
Kayla, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Kayla, turning to Nico di angelo : Now tell them what color you think it is.
Nico di angelo : Dark white.
Austin : I'm not that stupid!
Nico: Austin , you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Austin : WILL TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
Kayla: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Cecil : Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Will : I kicked Austin in the shin-
Austin : -So I kicked Will between the legs.
Nico: I burned a town down.
Austin : What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Lou Ellen : Wanna hear some dark humor.
Nico di angelo : Yeah, I love dark humor.
Lou Ellen : *Turns off the lights*
Nico di angelo : Turn the damn lights back on.
Nico di angelo : I have issues.
Cecil: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-
Nico di angelo : With you.
I hope you all like this I thought they were pretty funny let me know if you want me to do another one with specific people