lets just have sex first before we rush into gross stuff like kissing

HUDSON WILLIAMS On The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (Jan. 7, 2026)

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

this is my favorite youtube comment

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

I'm picturing Scooby in a t-shirt that says "Service Animal Do Not Pet" and he's frantically miming Shaggy's condition to passersby and intermittently waving Scooby-snacks under Shaggy's nose like smelling salts

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

I took a screen shot of this a while ago and forgot to post but this shit had me on the floor…at work no less

you haven't posted in a week. miss cock. we lost...

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

maybe when they air the secret stranger things episode they’ll accidentally upload the wrong file from the industry folder of secret tv episodes and it’ll be the lost sherlock episode instead

the cool s, the crudely drawn penis, and the among us crewmate are in a beautiful poly relationship on the inner door of the bathroom stall

rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything