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I comfort and listen to all people, detectors and creatures alike.

you are seen and heard! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

my favorite cilent: @kiwiblueberry-anon🥝🫐 anon

evil 🥝🫐 anon: @blueberrykiwi-anon 🫐🥝 anon

@iateallthetoast is my bodyguard trust. they will bite.

the spectre hired me but i dont get paid.

@evil-detector-therapy <- my evil clone. @evil-detector-therapy-detector <- my evil clones detector. @detector-therapy-detector <- person who detects me. @detector-therapy-detector-detect <- what is happening. @detector-therapy-insanity-detect <- detects my insanity. @detectortherapyandspectredetect <- detects me and the spectre.

why is there so many. detectors/clones: 6

therapy sona ig?? (i am not gonna draw them all the time)

my pronouns are she/they and im 19. im making this short bc its a silly blog.

SHEEP SONA!! WOOH made by @chaimydrink

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Anonymous asked:

<_ hiiiiiii :> How you today_> -Ze-ze

detector-therapy answered:

good. the sheep ate one of my clients but im doing good.

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<_ uh… how does a sheep do that??? Most of the sheep from my old place would just sleep and fly around if you feed them enough star cookies. How does a sheep eat a client? Was the client a star? _>

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no.

but these sheep are just- something else-

they trampled Mafioso once.. i still cant find him in my office...

wonder if those two love birds are also still in that storage room.

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<_ THERES LOVE BIRDS HERE TOO??? I love birds but I swear I saw a whole flock of birds flying around in the sky and they were carrying a baby with a cloth :-: _>

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no like-

theres two people in my office that were basically doomed yaoi until they got therapy..

love birds is another meaning to a couple or partners..

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<_ oh :0 oh I called so many people birds, I thought when people called others love birds it ment taht they were birds T-T also how do people even get love, everyone be in love :-: _>

^_ I used the wrong blog on accident 💔 _^

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i dont know..

people are just weird..

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Anonymous asked:

<_ hiiiiiii :> How you today_> -Ze-ze

detector-therapy answered:

good. the sheep ate one of my clients but im doing good.

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<_ uh… how does a sheep do that??? Most of the sheep from my old place would just sleep and fly around if you feed them enough star cookies. How does a sheep eat a client? Was the client a star? _>

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no.

but these sheep are just- something else-

they trampled Mafioso once.. i still cant find him in my office...

wonder if those two love birds are also still in that storage room.

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<_ THERES LOVE BIRDS HERE TOO??? I love birds but I swear I saw a whole flock of birds flying around in the sky and they were carrying a baby with a cloth :-: _>

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no like-

theres two people in my office that were basically doomed yaoi until they got therapy..

love birds is another meaning to a couple or partners..

#giggles bc i made therapist know what yaoi is
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Anonymous asked:

<_ hiiiiiii :> How you today_> -Ze-ze

detector-therapy answered:

good. the sheep ate one of my clients but im doing good.

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<_ uh… how does a sheep do that??? Most of the sheep from my old place would just sleep and fly around if you feed them enough star cookies. How does a sheep eat a client? Was the client a star? _>

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no.

but these sheep are just- something else-

they trampled Mafioso once.. i still cant find him in my office...

wonder if those two love birds are also still in that storage room.

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Anonymous asked:

WHERE'S YOUR MAIN BLOG YOU TALK SIMULAR TO SOMEONE I KNOW.

detector-therapy answered:

ooc: A?

never thought someone would want my main blog

im a fuckin loser bro

anygays

i dont rlly share it anymore cause im mdni on it...

but like

if youre 18+ im fine with dms and interactions.

on this blog im good for all ages since you dont know the real horrid me

@whentheangelsweep <- anyways this is my main blog MDNI with it

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ooc:

im no longer MDNI btw- so yall can interact now with it

ignore Carl the anon plaguing my inbox with asks on my main blog- I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO THEY R

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m3dz3r0 asked:
> [ " . . . " ] uhhh it's just staring from round the corner

( @guest-666-detector )

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detector-therapy answered:

ah-

hello there.

do you- want to come in?

*she gestured to the pillow corner*

do you need therapy-?

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> [ " . . . " ] it stepped forward into the room
> [ " no, not really " ] > [ " do you " ] > [ " have any more of the caramel? " <:) ] > [ or can i ] > [ stay a bit? ]
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uh yeah.

*she handed it a bag of caramel candies*

and of course you can stay. just watch out for Mafioso and his gang.. theyre running around.

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> [ " th ank you.. " ^_^ ] it decided to make it's way in and curl up on the pillow in the corner as it munched on the candy
or. well. absorbed it? how does it.. really eat like that. it seems to have a mouth but-
oh well.
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*she walked over and patted its head, before walking back to her office chair.*

stay as long as you want, i dont mind.

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m3dz3r0 asked:
> [ " . . . " ] uhhh it's just staring from round the corner

( @guest-666-detector )

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detector-therapy answered:

ah-

hello there.

do you- want to come in?

*she gestured to the pillow corner*

do you need therapy-?

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> [ " . . . " ] it stepped forward into the room
> [ " no, not really " ] > [ " do you " ] > [ " have any more of the caramel? " <:) ] > [ or can i ] > [ stay a bit? ]
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uh yeah.

*she handed it a bag of caramel candies*

and of course you can stay. just watch out for Mafioso and his gang.. theyre running around.

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

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Caporegime: SO WHAT?! ITS MY BUSINESS AND TELL THAT GUEST DETECTOR TO LEAVE ME ALONE ITS HIS FAULT I GOT GROUNDED HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR CYBER BULLYING

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well- i cannot tell them to leave you alone. im a therapist, not a cop.

also, maybe just tone it down on the fanart rebloging.

another thing- i dont think Guest Detector CAN be jailed.

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Caporegime: starts crying because he is mentally exhausted from gd's 'bullying'

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST ELAVE MW ALOEJ DOING MWH THIGN I NEVE BOTHER ANYONE SO WHAT IF I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ITS NOT ANYONES PROBLEM BUT MINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A TARGET

capo mental breakdowns in front of the therapist while mafioso is watching silently in the corner

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ah...

hey- im not trying to target you... its just multiple people other then Guest Detector have shown concern for you.

and you can like him, just the rebloging while grounded and on a mission is some kind of other obsession.

*she patted Capos head*

look- if you need to cry- theres a pillow corner full of pillows and blankets and books and shit... and free wifi.

theres also a cafe down the... never mind Evil Anon exploded the cafe..

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Caporegime: It's not like he has feelings for me especially after what I've done these past few weeks

it kinda reminded me of my past relationships before I joined the mafia, some are good, others are self explanatory ihatethemsomuch

guess I'm just really insecure about everything... and lately it's been getting worse and all I do is act stupid and pretend he's just a serious and aloof guy when he's one, if not the best person I've ever met....

that guest detector's been making me insecure too i mean out of all the blogs on tumblr why did he had to bother me in the first place i hate him

*drops and curls up on the floor, he's mentally exhausted*

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hey- i can talk to Guest Detector and make him stop coming for you? im sorry you feel insecure.. you can always come back for more sessions. my office is always open. you never have to stay for so long, you can always leave and come back later for 15 minutes, an hour, i dont mind.

*she looked up at Consigliere*

this is therapy. Mafioso sent you here.

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Consigliere: leans down Hey are you alrigh-

*capo pushes him off and runs out of the room*

Mafioso: Hey- runs after him

Consigliere: I- Capo...

...

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ah-

...

wait- did anyone tell him about the herd of sheep living in my office-? or my 6 clones- he might run into them.

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Consigliere: I doubt he wants to be seen right now. Besides he's pretty good at hiding...

I'm sorry for all the trouble, I never expected all of this to happen.

I'm worried...

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its okay. ive had weirder stuff happen in my office.

and he cant really escape unless the spectre allows him too so.. dont be so worried.

*she patted Consiglieres head softly*

he'll be fine. y'know how strong Mafioso is.

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Consigliere: i never even cared about his reblogging, i kinda thought it was cute-

So Caporegime said he likes me?

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mhm. Mafioso wanted me to get you two to talk but uhh... your soon to be husband ran off.

i know you like him too. i mean what? but anyways. Mafioso will come back with him sooner or later.

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Consigliere: what I'm talking to him. Do you think I should be honest about everything?

I don't want things to escalate but I can't stand this anymore.

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well i have to be professional about this so that the spectre doesnt boil my bones fire me. but i feel like you should go for it. it would stop Capo from insisting GD bullies him none stop.

im not forcing you, but he seems to really like you.

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Consigliere: I'll go find him.

Thank you for your help. I hope he's okay soon. I don't want to lose him.

*he tries to find caporegime*

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good luck. dont get lost in the void room.

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

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Caporegime: SO WHAT?! ITS MY BUSINESS AND TELL THAT GUEST DETECTOR TO LEAVE ME ALONE ITS HIS FAULT I GOT GROUNDED HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR CYBER BULLYING

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well- i cannot tell them to leave you alone. im a therapist, not a cop.

also, maybe just tone it down on the fanart rebloging.

another thing- i dont think Guest Detector CAN be jailed.

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Caporegime: starts crying because he is mentally exhausted from gd's 'bullying'

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST ELAVE MW ALOEJ DOING MWH THIGN I NEVE BOTHER ANYONE SO WHAT IF I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ITS NOT ANYONES PROBLEM BUT MINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A TARGET

capo mental breakdowns in front of the therapist while mafioso is watching silently in the corner

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ah...

hey- im not trying to target you... its just multiple people other then Guest Detector have shown concern for you.

and you can like him, just the rebloging while grounded and on a mission is some kind of other obsession.

*she patted Capos head*

look- if you need to cry- theres a pillow corner full of pillows and blankets and books and shit... and free wifi.

theres also a cafe down the... never mind Evil Anon exploded the cafe..

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Caporegime: It's not like he has feelings for me especially after what I've done these past few weeks

it kinda reminded me of my past relationships before I joined the mafia, some are good, others are self explanatory ihatethemsomuch

guess I'm just really insecure about everything... and lately it's been getting worse and all I do is act stupid and pretend he's just a serious and aloof guy when he's one, if not the best person I've ever met....

that guest detector's been making me insecure too i mean out of all the blogs on tumblr why did he had to bother me in the first place i hate him

*drops and curls up on the floor, he's mentally exhausted*

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hey- i can talk to Guest Detector and make him stop coming for you? im sorry you feel insecure.. you can always come back for more sessions. my office is always open. you never have to stay for so long, you can always leave and come back later for 15 minutes, an hour, i dont mind.

*she looked up at Consigliere*

this is therapy. Mafioso sent you here.

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Consigliere: leans down Hey are you alrigh-

*capo pushes him off and runs out of the room*

Mafioso: Hey- runs after him

Consigliere: I- Capo...

...

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ah-

...

wait- did anyone tell him about the herd of sheep living in my office-? or my 6 clones- he might run into them.

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Consigliere: I doubt he wants to be seen right now. Besides he's pretty good at hiding...

I'm sorry for all the trouble, I never expected all of this to happen.

I'm worried...

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its okay. ive had weirder stuff happen in my office.

and he cant really escape unless the spectre allows him too so.. dont be so worried.

*she patted Consiglieres head softly*

he'll be fine. y'know how strong Mafioso is.

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Consigliere: i never even cared about his reblogging, i kinda thought it was cute-

So Caporegime said he likes me?

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mhm. Mafioso wanted me to get you two to talk but uhh... your soon to be husband ran off.

i know you like him too. i mean what? but anyways. Mafioso will come back with him sooner or later.

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Consigliere: what I'm talking to him. Do you think I should be honest about everything?

I don't want things to escalate but I can't stand this anymore.

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well i have to be professional about this so that the spectre doesnt boil my bones fire me. but i feel like you should go for it. it would stop Capo from insisting GD bullies him none stop.

im not forcing you, but he seems to really like you.

#ooc: im expecting Therapists clone that detects when her and the spectre r mentioned together
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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

Avatar

Caporegime: SO WHAT?! ITS MY BUSINESS AND TELL THAT GUEST DETECTOR TO LEAVE ME ALONE ITS HIS FAULT I GOT GROUNDED HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR CYBER BULLYING

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well- i cannot tell them to leave you alone. im a therapist, not a cop.

also, maybe just tone it down on the fanart rebloging.

another thing- i dont think Guest Detector CAN be jailed.

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Caporegime: starts crying because he is mentally exhausted from gd's 'bullying'

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST ELAVE MW ALOEJ DOING MWH THIGN I NEVE BOTHER ANYONE SO WHAT IF I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ITS NOT ANYONES PROBLEM BUT MINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A TARGET

capo mental breakdowns in front of the therapist while mafioso is watching silently in the corner

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ah...

hey- im not trying to target you... its just multiple people other then Guest Detector have shown concern for you.

and you can like him, just the rebloging while grounded and on a mission is some kind of other obsession.

*she patted Capos head*

look- if you need to cry- theres a pillow corner full of pillows and blankets and books and shit... and free wifi.

theres also a cafe down the... never mind Evil Anon exploded the cafe..

Avatar

Caporegime: It's not like he has feelings for me especially after what I've done these past few weeks

it kinda reminded me of my past relationships before I joined the mafia, some are good, others are self explanatory ihatethemsomuch

guess I'm just really insecure about everything... and lately it's been getting worse and all I do is act stupid and pretend he's just a serious and aloof guy when he's one, if not the best person I've ever met....

that guest detector's been making me insecure too i mean out of all the blogs on tumblr why did he had to bother me in the first place i hate him

*drops and curls up on the floor, he's mentally exhausted*

Avatar

hey- i can talk to Guest Detector and make him stop coming for you? im sorry you feel insecure.. you can always come back for more sessions. my office is always open. you never have to stay for so long, you can always leave and come back later for 15 minutes, an hour, i dont mind.

*she looked up at Consigliere*

this is therapy. Mafioso sent you here.

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Consigliere: leans down Hey are you alrigh-

*capo pushes him off and runs out of the room*

Mafioso: Hey- runs after him

Consigliere: I- Capo...

...

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ah-

...

wait- did anyone tell him about the herd of sheep living in my office-? or my 6 clones- he might run into them.

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Consigliere: I doubt he wants to be seen right now. Besides he's pretty good at hiding...

I'm sorry for all the trouble, I never expected all of this to happen.

I'm worried...

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its okay. ive had weirder stuff happen in my office.

and he cant really escape unless the spectre allows him too so.. dont be so worried.

*she patted Consiglieres head softly*

he'll be fine. y'know how strong Mafioso is.

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Consigliere: i never even cared about his reblogging, i kinda thought it was cute-

So Caporegime said he likes me?

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mhm. Mafioso wanted me to get you two to talk but uhh... your soon to be husband ran off.

i know you like him too. i mean what? but anyways. Mafioso will come back with him sooner or later.

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

██████

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

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Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

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well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

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Caporegime: SO WHAT?! ITS MY BUSINESS AND TELL THAT GUEST DETECTOR TO LEAVE ME ALONE ITS HIS FAULT I GOT GROUNDED HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR CYBER BULLYING

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well- i cannot tell them to leave you alone. im a therapist, not a cop.

also, maybe just tone it down on the fanart rebloging.

another thing- i dont think Guest Detector CAN be jailed.

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Caporegime: starts crying because he is mentally exhausted from gd's 'bullying'

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST ELAVE MW ALOEJ DOING MWH THIGN I NEVE BOTHER ANYONE SO WHAT IF I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ITS NOT ANYONES PROBLEM BUT MINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A TARGET

capo mental breakdowns in front of the therapist while mafioso is watching silently in the corner

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ah...

hey- im not trying to target you... its just multiple people other then Guest Detector have shown concern for you.

and you can like him, just the rebloging while grounded and on a mission is some kind of other obsession.

*she patted Capos head*

look- if you need to cry- theres a pillow corner full of pillows and blankets and books and shit... and free wifi.

theres also a cafe down the... never mind Evil Anon exploded the cafe..

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Caporegime: It's not like he has feelings for me especially after what I've done these past few weeks

it kinda reminded me of my past relationships before I joined the mafia, some are good, others are self explanatory ihatethemsomuch

guess I'm just really insecure about everything... and lately it's been getting worse and all I do is act stupid and pretend he's just a serious and aloof guy when he's one, if not the best person I've ever met....

that guest detector's been making me insecure too i mean out of all the blogs on tumblr why did he had to bother me in the first place i hate him

*drops and curls up on the floor, he's mentally exhausted*

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hey- i can talk to Guest Detector and make him stop coming for you? im sorry you feel insecure.. you can always come back for more sessions. my office is always open. you never have to stay for so long, you can always leave and come back later for 15 minutes, an hour, i dont mind.

*she looked up at Consigliere*

this is therapy. Mafioso sent you here.

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Consigliere: leans down Hey are you alrigh-

*capo pushes him off and runs out of the room*

Mafioso: Hey- runs after him

Consigliere: I- Capo...

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ah-

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wait- did anyone tell him about the herd of sheep living in my office-? or my 6 clones- he might run into them.

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Consigliere: I doubt he wants to be seen right now. Besides he's pretty good at hiding...

I'm sorry for all the trouble, I never expected all of this to happen.

I'm worried...

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its okay. ive had weirder stuff happen in my office.

and he cant really escape unless the spectre allows him too so.. dont be so worried.

*she patted Consiglieres head softly*

he'll be fine. y'know how strong Mafioso is.

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Anonymous asked:

Dear @detector-therapy,

I am writing to formally request a therapy appointment for our associate, Caporegime. His mental and emotional state has shown notable deterioration following repeated online harassment from @guest-1337-detecter regarding his reblogging habits—specifically, his excessive (though admittedly passionate) reblogging of Consigliere fanart.

Incident History:

1. First Offense: Caporegime’s internet privileges were revoked after he reblogged Consigliere artwork while the entire household was grounded. This was deemed a breach of collective punishment protocol.

2. Second Offense: During a recent mission in which the entire team (excluding Caporegime) was deployed, he managed to reblog seventeen separate pieces of Consigliere fanart in record time. This occurred a mere day before his birthday, suggesting an emotional spiral of unprecedented velocity.

Given the frequency of these incidents and the visible emotional toll (see: defensive rants, rapid-fire reblogs, and persistent denial of obvious romantic subtext), we believe professional intervention is both prudent and urgent.

We appreciate your prompt scheduling of this appointment before further fanart-related episodes occur.

Sincerely,

Mafioso

- @mafiosoandthegang

detector-therapy answered:

Dear @mafiosoandthegang ,

it seems as if your associate, Caporegime, seems to really like Consigliere. It could be an obsession episode as ive seen it in... multiple people with gambling.

  1. the first offense could be obsession, due to somehow finding a phone/pc/ipad to reblog artwork and somehow hiding it from your household really well to reblog said fanart over and over again.

2. the second offense instantly shows obsession, being deployed to battle, random mission, i dunno, but then instantly rebloging Consigliere fanart seventeen times makes me think this is addiction.

it seems you care for him a lot, and im glad youre coming to me for this instead of letting it continue.

i dont really have appointments, people just walk in whenever. so push him in whenever.

the therapist,

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Mafioso: Alright then.

drags caporegime into the room

I'll be here just in case if he starts any violent reactions.

Caporegime: I DID NOT AGREE TO THIS 😠

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even if you didnt agree, people get pushed in here all the time.

so, about your addiction with Consigliere.

Avatar

Caporegime: I AM NOT ADDICTED TO HIM AT ALL LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU THIS IS THAT DETECTOR'S FAULT I GOT INTO THIS MESS 😡

Avatar

well.. Mafioso said you WERE addicted... saying how you keep rebloging every Consigliere fanart on the platform...

also- im a therapist- all the detectors, rp accounts, and anons know me somehow.

Avatar

Caporegime: SO WHAT?! ITS MY BUSINESS AND TELL THAT GUEST DETECTOR TO LEAVE ME ALONE ITS HIS FAULT I GOT GROUNDED HE ALWAYS MAKES FUN OF ME HE SHOULD BE JAILED FOR CYBER BULLYING

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well- i cannot tell them to leave you alone. im a therapist, not a cop.

also, maybe just tone it down on the fanart rebloging.

another thing- i dont think Guest Detector CAN be jailed.

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Caporegime: starts crying because he is mentally exhausted from gd's 'bullying'

WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST ELAVE MW ALOEJ DOING MWH THIGN I NEVE BOTHER ANYONE SO WHAT IF I LIKE HIM SO WHAT ITS NOT ANYONES PROBLEM BUT MINE WHY DO I HAVE TO BE A TARGET

capo mental breakdowns in front of the therapist while mafioso is watching silently in the corner

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ah...

hey- im not trying to target you... its just multiple people other then Guest Detector have shown concern for you.

and you can like him, just the rebloging while grounded and on a mission is some kind of other obsession.

*she patted Capos head*

look- if you need to cry- theres a pillow corner full of pillows and blankets and books and shit... and free wifi.

theres also a cafe down the... never mind Evil Anon exploded the cafe..

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Caporegime: It's not like he has feelings for me especially after what I've done these past few weeks

it kinda reminded me of my past relationships before I joined the mafia, some are good, others are self explanatory ihatethemsomuch

guess I'm just really insecure about everything... and lately it's been getting worse and all I do is act stupid and pretend he's just a serious and aloof guy when he's one, if not the best person I've ever met....

that guest detector's been making me insecure too i mean out of all the blogs on tumblr why did he had to bother me in the first place i hate him

*drops and curls up on the floor, he's mentally exhausted*

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hey- i can talk to Guest Detector and make him stop coming for you? im sorry you feel insecure.. you can always come back for more sessions. my office is always open. you never have to stay for so long, you can always leave and come back later for 15 minutes, an hour, i dont mind.

*she looked up at Consigliere*

this is therapy. Mafioso sent you here.

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Consigliere: leans down Hey are you alrigh-

*capo pushes him off and runs out of the room*

Mafioso: Hey- runs after him

Consigliere: I- Capo...

...

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ah-

...

wait- did anyone tell him about the herd of sheep living in my office-? or my 6 clones- he might run into them.

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