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locally renowned problem solver

@dexofone / dexofone.tumblr.com

unable to comment as to who started the problems in the first place (he/him)
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adding a blank emoji to my discord server might be the best thing to ever happen to text communication. asynchronous digital equivalent of hanging out in a room with your friends in silence. let's all nothing together

Whoever made you think you'd get teased for not drinking alcohol at parties was lying. You're their new supreme. You can go pick up more snacks. You can take care of the fallen. You can talk to the cops. If you have a car, you can drive people home.

In movies they always portray the sober person as a nerd but it's more like being a priest. Your lack of engagement in the carnal realities of the party makes you holy and powerful. You are a vital pillar of the community. A rock in a raging storm. Now go answer the door for the pizza man.

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learned a new spell that summons insects to run all around. and it’s called Lift Rock

There should be a store you can go to get everything you need for every part of your project.

Imagine, you walk in and order from the guy behind the counter: “JB Weld, blue Loctite, and a rum & Coke please” They have all of it. Hallelujah.

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

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sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

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