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DIESEL ⛧ THEY/IT/SHE ⛧ UK ⛧ 30

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I’m mostly here reblogging stuff I either think is funny, cool or sexy. Expect a lot of fashion, neon lights, city skylines and whatever content I’m currently vibing with.

Standard DNI and I also don’t recommend following me if you’re a minor. While I don’t post my NSFW art here, I do reblog a lot of rude stuff that I don’t think your mum wants you looking at when you’re at the dinner table.

Reblogged untildawg

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

#Josh you being born in the early 2010s fucks with me so bad #what do you mean my step sibling was born when I was 16 #my tumblr account is older than you

Reblogged untildawg

There are actual tears in my eyes rn can you believe people are this stupid and walk among us all the time

#congratulations that's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said

Reblogged untildawg

Anti abortion billboards will legitimately say some shit like “am I just a creampie to you mommy?”

#yes now become a stemcell research specimen

Reblogged testosteronefag

delirious--mistakes

Reblogged highway666revisited

Honestly I think it might be bad for him but who am I to tell him what to do. He likes what he likes. I don’t care if he is gay. There’s no telling whether it is really bad for him or not because there is no research on this. Maybe it is making him stronger

#If Leo could do poppers he absolutely would #especially as a younger cat

Reblogged highway666revisited

Reblogged picopepin2

MY MAGNUM OPUS HAS FINALLY BEEN RELOCATED...

this was my final for my sound design class in 2024. the assignment was to recreate a movie scene with entirely different sound effects to change the tone/genre/whatever and i chose the legendary nightcrawler breaks into the white house scene in X2. i won 'silliest project' and was rewarded with a clown horn for this video.

all sound effects are either free to use or straight up just my voice lol

Reblogged untildawg

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

Me, 3am: But am I even deserving of love

The Steve Irwin That Lives In My Brain: Crikey, get a look at this art teacher! These are so important to the local area, right, because they create habitat for heaps of vulnerable critters like juvenile nerds, goths, and furries. I love finding these because they often have these great ornamentations that they can use to identify one another. Take a look at the piercings and tattoos, here. Absolutely gorgeous! Let's let this one get back to sleep.

#oh I call it Short People Olympics #my mum and I are both about 5ft #we were in Paperchase and wanted to get a pencil case down from almost the ceiling #so she grabbed a metre ruler and I reared back #she flung it off and I caught it #whenever we have a day out we do shit like that a lot because apparently some shit is only for 10ft people

Reblogged beepthefox

texaschainsawmascara

Megan Fox, ‘08

megan woman

Reblogged were--ralph

is he rocking with the orthodox ita bag

Reblogged ponett

supermariomamafucker

kroger brand tortilla chips on deck

this room averages out to a normal writing speed.

Reblogged testosteronefag

enough mpreg. give him mpostpartum depression

frankenstein (1818)

Reblogged svadilfari

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

OP the tags!!

Reblogged revscarecrow

Source: reddit.com

my-life-is-a-sidequest

Ok but that cat has fantastic swedish pronunciation

Reblogged capybapy

npc summer

Reblogged jackalteeth

9classiquessouls

Mary-Audrey Ramirez (1990-)

What a kiss (2019) from KILL THEM ALL AND COME BACK ALONE

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