prog songs be like:

- sprongle (22 minutes long) (split in: pt. I sprongle Awakens, pt. II sprongle notices that his mailbox has gone missing, pt. III sprongle goes to the police station to report his missing mailbox, pt. IV sprongle loses his pants, pt. V sprongle dies in a pond) (3 organ solos) (5 time signature changes)

- the bassist wrote it when he was high (8 minutes long)

- Depression (5 minutes long)

- The Raunchiest Most Disgusting Horny Song You've Ever Heard (2 to 13 minutes long)

- we still have 4 minutes left on the tape and we don't know what to do with them

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

Funny doggy commission for a friend! 😋

hi everyone, i'm a trans person in the southern united states who has been out of a job since getting fired from my old one two months ago. i haven't gotten any interviews despite near nonstop applications to jobs and areas nearby and across the country

on top of this, i'm basically the only provider for my household and have been in debt for a very long time, due to this being a financially abusive situation that i've been living in for several years at this point. i'm not expecting to really save a lot of money to move out this way, but i would greatly appreciate any help if you can spare it so i'm able to get food and groceries, on top of dealing with debts while i still try to navigate all of this stuff i've been going through the past few months.

i don't have any set goals in mind (though, if things keep up, i may update this post and try to help myself actually move out), but basically ANY help would be appreciate it, and if you could even just share it that would be just as helpful. thanks so much for considering and any help if you can spare it 'w`

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really sorry to keep asking but hours are getting cut across my job and i can't find anything else no matter how much i apply, i could really use any help, thank you for anything you can spare and all the help so far

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father-in-law's tooth ache !

lost the manga competition i submitted my hd one-shot to, so it'll be uploaded here and itch by end of the week^_^

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

i'm really enjoying how john and paul's books are the shortest. we should all be campaigning for less lennon-mccartney dominance

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

i can entertain myself with very little

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison

my wife's hours are bonkers right so, and its been messing up my sleep a little because im not used to sleeping without her around. so i only got about four and a half hours of sleep last night. and then today i came home and i wanted a snack and i sort of accidentally ate an entire large deli container of bleu cheese crumbles + a mangesium vitamin gummy + a melatonin before realizing that the last time i went to sleep after eating Extraordinary Amounts of Psychoactive Cheese i met the ghost of my grandfather who told me that he wasnt upset at me for not being there when he died. and i am not actually in a headspace to deal with that right now. but im also not really able to stay awake. so im just kind of talking to the one crumble i have left like, hey, man, i know i kind of fucked up here, but take it easy on me. im. im scared. no ghosts this time. it actually meant a lot to me last time but i dont want two ghosts in one year thats way too many ghosts. maybe just make this one kind of wacky. nevertheless. not my will, but thine, be done.

Played with new brushes last night!

Also can never decide how to dress him. Bow tie? Open jacket car salesmen style? S’all good.

crazy how you can get used to working around problems that have very easy fixes. for like 6 months we used a hand towel to jam a kitchen cabinet closed because the hinges were broken and it turns out fixing it took me like $5 and 20 minutes. bedroom door has been squeaky for years and all it needed was a lil wd40. im sure this can apply to mental health too but i wouldnt know about all that.